March 2017

from:- “The Goals of Bingo Boot” by Allan Ahlberg

And so the years went flying by

In liniment and sweat

Life was a great high-scoring game

An ever bulging net

And Arsenal won the cup and league

Six seasons on the trot

All on account of Bingo Boot

And his most amazing shot.


But now the storm clouds gathered

And at last the whistle blew

for the start of a really crucial game

The battle of World War Two.

It was England versus Germany

And Bingo heard the call

He marched away in his shooting boots

To assist in Adolf’s fall.


Then when the war was finished

And he’d left the fusiliers

Brave Bingo served the Gunners

For another fifteen years.

No net was ever empty

No sheet was ever clean

He scored more goals a season

Than even Dixie Dean.




Wednesday 1st March 2017
British Universities & Colleges Sport
Womens Cup – Semi-Final

Cambridge University Women 2

Becca Hirst 24, 90+1

Leicester University Women 1

Millie Cutler 81
Referee:- Peter Howard                                         Attendance:- 18
I can remember umpiring cricket matches at Fitzwilliam Playing Fields, but it didn’t make it any easier for John and Graeme and myself to find the place tucked away off a side road opposite Fitzwilliam College itself! We had high hopes for Leicester Women, but on the day they played like a hen party on the morning after. Cambridge were a good side who passed well and Leicester were unable to play with their usual freedom. They missed several straightforward chances in the first half, whilst Cambridge scored with their only effort on target. In the second half of a very even match, Millie Cutler equalised with ten minutes to go, but Cambridge won it in the first minute of added time!

Friday 3rd March 2017
Barclays U-18 Premier League North Section

Stoke City 0

Manchester United 2

Josh Bohui 47

DJ Buffonge 81,
Attendance:- 107                                             Admission:- F.O.C.
No programme – Free team sheets provided.
With all the rain around, we were never quite sure if this game would go ahead. In the event, the pitch was in very good condition and the match was played at a high tempo. Always a pleasure to visit Stoke City’s Clayton Wood Academy, where the welcome is warm and the impression is given that spectators are appreciated rather than begrudged! This was a match betweenn the whippets from Manchester against the carthorses of Stoke. There was no score in the first half, despite the visitors being awarded a penalty, which was saved. In the second half, the hosts performed much better and were themselves awarded a penalty which they, too, squandered! Either side of this second penalty, the visitors struck, but they were made to work hard for a victory they should have achieved at a canter!

Saturday 4th March 2017
Ryman Isthmian League Division 1 South

Faversham Town 1

Luke Harvey 16,

Molesey 0
Referee:- Jack Packan Attendance:- 188
Admission:- OMGDS£5.00 (£10) Programme:- £2.00
Let the train take the strain, an hour from Kettering to St Pancras and an hour from St Pancras to Faversham, then a ten minute walk to the quaint old fashioned stadium with lots of evidence of prefabrication and brand new changing rooms almost completed – with room for another storey on top if they can find the funds! The game wasn’t much to write home about. A goal after sixteen minutes put the hosts in front and all the huffing and puffing that Molesey could offer came to nought. That’s three times I’ve seen Molesey, now, in a fortnight, and each time they have lost!

Tuesday 7th March 2017
East Midlands Counties League

Anstey Nomads 3

Mark Foster 62, 

Joe Hartopp 72,

Chris Rudkin 90+5

Barrow Town 2

Sam Beaver 65,

Chris Shaw 79,
Referee:- Adam Brierly-Lewis                          Attendance:- 52
Admission:- £5.00                                           Programme:- £1.00
This was my first visit to Nomads since 2009 and there has been a raft of improvements which rendered the stadium almost unrecognisable from my first visit!. Maybe they could have improved the floodlights, because they were very dim (as you can see from the photos). Barrow had won the reverse fixture handsomely by 4-0 and the hosts were seeking revenge. There were no goals at all in the first hour but then an avalanche as each side scored in succession. Right at the death, the visitors had a golden chance to score the winner and missed it only for Nomads to score in the fifth minute of added time to seal a victory they barely deserved!

Friday 10th March 2017

Welsh League Division 1

Risca United  1

Kyle Williams 46,

 Monmouth Town  3

Craig Lewis 38, 42,

Kaz Kareem 56,

Referee:- Mark Lynch                                Attendance:- 147

Admission:- OMGDS £3.00 (£5)           Programme:- £1.50

Plastic pitch at a fairly new stadium which had a rugby union stadium attached across the top behind one goal to form a T-shape double arena.

Plenty of ritzy light and colour and a pretty big main stand, but totally lacking in atmosphere. I even went down the road for a pint before the match!

Both of these teams are struggling this season and Risca United are in the more precarious position, some five points behind their opponents and in the relegation places. Monmouth fended them off for most of the first half and then produced a couple of strikes to kill the game off as a contest. Risca pulled a goal back immediately after half-time, but Town restored their two goal advantage some ten minutes later and deserved the win and the points.


Saturday 11th March 2017

K.O. 10.45am Carmarthenshire League Division 2

Kidwelly Town  3

Kyle Griffiths 36,

Gideon Griffiths 38 (og)

Ryan Jones 89,

Drefach  1

Chris Amos 7,

Referee:- Phillip Johns                      Attendance:- 154

Admission:- £3.00                             Programme:- £1.00

Above is a view of the entrance to The Ivy Bush Hotel where we have stayed for several years now, following both The Ceredigion League and The Carmarthenshire League. Always happy to return here!

Interesting place, Kidwelly! There is a really good castle, which John Main and I found time to explore. It is well preserved and obviously lovingly looked after by the people of the town. It was a great fortress in medieval times and passed from side to side as the English sought to establish hegemony in The Principality.

The football club is an appendage on the far edge of Kidwelly RFC. The rugby club boast floodlights, but the football club have only a field with a rope round it!

The three pictures above were all taken from a vantage point at the top of Kidwelly Castle!

For most of the opening half, the visitors held the lead through a 7th minute Chris Amos strike. Two goals, however, just shy of half time, sent them in arrears. In an end to end second half, it seemed that no further strikes would accrue, but then, in the last minute, Ryan Jones struck for the hosts to seal their victory!

Sir Alfred Stephens, who, at the beginning of the last century, brought prosperity to Kidwelly with the building of a vast brickworks. It is his name that adorns the town’s playing fields!

Saturday 11th March 2017

K.O.:- 1.30pm  Carmarthenshire League Premier Division

Evans & Williams 0 

Trostre Sports  1

Christopher Waters 23,

Referee:- Mike Jones                             Attendance:- 134

Admission:- £3.00                                Programme:- £1.00

This was a hastily arranged fixture between the two top sides in the division. It was played on a pitch on local council owned playing field and there was room for about five or six pitches, although only one other match was being played around the same time!

Evans & Williams were, apparently, wagon builders in the area.

This was a dour struggle of a match. Each side had chances to score – and to win, but it was the visitors, courtesy of a 23rd minute strike by Christopher Waters, who stole the contest and the points.

For Evans & Williams, it was only a third league defeat of the season. Their opponents, too, have only lost three league matches, but it is the hosts who, despite this defeat, look the most likely to take the championship!


Saturday 11th March 2017

K.O.:- 4.00pm   Carmarthenshire League Premier Division

Seaside   2

Sean Rogers 33, 66,

Carmarthen Stars  0

Referee:- Matt Deschoolmeister                Attendance:- 175

Admission:- £3.00                                  Programme:- £1.00

I could be wrong, but I don’t really think that there is a place actually called “Seaside”. I think that it is just the name of a football club on the south Carmarthenshire coast inside the borough of Llanelli. For all of that  – and the fact that it was little more than a field with a rope around – it was warm, friendly and welcoming and if they didn’t quite get the timing right for the curry and chips, it was well worth the wait!

Seaside have quite an impressive club house and England’s clinical dissection of Scotland in The Rugby was screened all during the match. There was a quite reasonable selection of beer on offer as well!

There is a little hillock on the far side of the ground, which offers a better view of the game and would, if there had been no mist, have offered sight of the sea across the road.

As for the game, Seaside are probably the only real challengers to Evans & Williams at the top of The Carmarthenshire League Premier Division. They lie six pouts adrift of the leaders and a point ahead of third place Trostre Sports.

Carmarthen Stars have ambitions to advance further – one of the few teams in this league who are so minded. However, it won’t be next season as a goal in each half from the hosts sent them home pointless!

Sunday 12th March 2017

K.O.:- 11.00am   Bridgend & District Sunday League

Premier Division

Garth Vader   2

Nathan Whelan 65,

Josh Garfield 86,

St Patricks Rovers   7

Lloyd Howells 14,

Dylan Llewellyn  23, 41,

Jack Thomas 29,

Sean Kyle  42,

Paul Evans 53, 87,

Referee:- Ron Preece                           Attendance:- 79

Admission:- F.O.C.                             Programme:- £1.00

This was Sunday League football at its most primitive! I doubt that the match would have been played except for the crowds of hoppers who came to watch this hastily arranged detour from the original plan, when one of the Carmarthenshire League clubs decided a week ago that their pitch would not be fit to play on this Sunday!

The mist hung low over the valley. Garth Vader play their home matches in Maesteg – or a suburb thereof. They are languishing at the foot of their league table, whilst their opponents are leading the pack and favourites for the title.

It was going to be one way traffic, surely. The very heavy pitch intervened. Parts of it were virtually unplayable and a dribble likely to be terminated by the pitch rather than any opposing player.

Despite this, St Patricks amassed five goals in the first half and a double digit scoreline certainly seemed to be on the cards.

Give credit to the hosts. The may have lost the opening half and conceded five goals, but the second half ended all square with the hosts proving their resilience – and determination not to be humiliated.

Chris organised a raffle for the club which raised £80 from the hoppers and spectators!

Sunday 12th March 2017

K.O.:- 3.00pm  South Wales Alliance Premier Division

Cardiff Corinthians  1

Jake Bartlett 50,

Pontyclun  2

Shaun Moss 49 (pen),

Joel Woodington 70

Referee:- Mark Boucher                         Attendance:- 189

Admission:- £3.00                                  Programme:- £1.00

The last match of the ‘hop’ brought us to Cardiff for another dip into The South Wales Alliance. Last August, we saw Grange Albion thrash today’s hosts by 3-0 as they started life in The Alliance after their fall from The Welsh League.

The ground was hard by the railway station and access was via a low bridge under the railway line. It is, in reality, a cricket club where Corinthians have purloined one end to play football. There is some cover on the far side of the football pitch and the club house was doing a roaring trade in bottled ale, faggots and chips and pizza slices!

For this match, the club had printed out souvenir tickets.

Mike Squires won’t thank me for this photo from before the match, as he sinks his teeth into today’s speciality of faggots and peas!

After a pretty awful first half and the scores 0-0, the game burst into life five minutes into the second half. I was standing behind the goal where the penalty was awarded to the visitors and I would have said that it was ‘soft’ at best. It was scored however, yet, within a minute, Corinthians swept down to the other end in a sweet, direct move and scored the equaliser.

The visitors always appeared to have too much in reserve and so it proved when they score the winner, some twenty minutes from the end

There was a good turnout for this ‘hop’, despite TWO last minute glitches which meant that matches had to be picked up elsewhere. However, there was a pretty good spirit amongst the hoppers and I think they appreciated the efforts that Chris had made on their behalf. I certainly did!

Tuesday 14th March 2017

EUFA Champions League Round of 16 Second Leg

Leicester City  2

Wes Morgan 27,

Marc Albrighton 55,

Sevilla  0

Samir Nasri s/o 73

Referee:- Daniele Orsato                        Attendance:- 31,520

Admission:- OMGDS£45.00                              Programme:- £4.00
What an absolute belter of a match! The King Power was rocking and the impossible came about through a circuitous route of happenstance. A worthy goal in each half from The Foxes, a crucial penalty save from Kasper Schmeichel at 2-0, Samir Nasri sent off for the visitors, the Sevilla coach dismissed to the stands, Jamie Vardy a prowling predator who pounced at every opportunity and the wonderfully supportive crowd who remained behind well after the final whistle had gone. It was a great night for Leicester City fans!

Leicester City win 3-2 on aggregate.

Wednesday 17th March 2017
British Universities & Colleges Sport
Women’s Midland Division 3A

Leicester University 5

Millie Cutler 51, 56, 87,

Shauna Cossens 59,

Emma Aspinall 76,

Nottingham Trent University 2

Dominique Moran 3,  5,
Referee:- Ian Danson                                          Attendance:- 31
Admission:- F.O.C.                                             Programme:- None
This was the last league match of the season and the championship decider, although the hosts were some three points better off and with a vastly superior goal difference. It was a warm Spring day and the sun shone down on the two best teams in the league. Two goals from Dominique Moran, the visitors striker, in the first five minutes gave a huge boost to Trent and it could have been more as a very lacklustre home team toiled through the first half. The second half was an altogether different affair as the Leicester phalanx rolled into action and battered the visitors mercilessly. A hat-trick from top scorer Millie Cutler and additional goals from Shauna Cossens and Emma Aspinall crushed the spirit out of the visitors and there should, perhaps have been more with better composure in front of goal. At the end, the Leicester team celebrated raucously, all the more so, as this time last year, it was Trent who were toasting the victory and the championship. The visitors, meanwhile, trudged off disconsolately, having been well beaten.

There was good support for this championship decider – especially from the women’s second team, who turned out in force!

I’ve enjoyed following the Leicester University Women’s team this season. Of course it is much better watching them on a fine sunny afternoon in Leicester in March, rather than a cold dank afternoon at Girton College in January. I like the way they play, without inhibition and with a good team spirit. Maybe I’ll see them again, next season!

Friday 17th March 2017

Netherlands Erstedivisie

Fortuna Sittard 3

Djibril Dianessy  11,

Emran Bassan  29, 70,

De Graafschap  2

Piotr Parzyszek  6 (pen),

Bart Straalman 90,

Referee:- A. Lindhout                         Attendance:- 1,512

Admission:- €25.00       No programme, but a free team-sheet.


An early morning flight from Luton Airport and a languorous non-stop train journey  on a double-decker train down to Sittard, a lovely olde worlde town with a huge square at the centre and a football club some mile and a half outside the centre.

I met up with my son James and two friends, Jonny Crane and Mark Sumner, who were completing their Odyssey through Dutch football some eight years after we had all started out. For me, this was a second visit to Sittard. I was last here in February 2011 when the hosts went down by a single goal to Go Ahead Eagles Deventer.

Some three hundred away fans made plenty of colourful noise with their fireworks and flares.

The last time I was here, the ground, which holds some twelve thousand spectators and has seated stands all round, was called “The Trendwork Arena”. Now, it has reverted to its original title – Euregionaal Sport- & Congrescentrum, Sportcentrumlaan 6 – which is a bit of a mouthful, and suggests that it is a council owned stadium.

It was sad to see how paltry was the attendance. It was even some twelve hundred less than on my last visit. The club has surely fallen on hard times!

It was a good game, though, De Graafschap were as recently as last season in The Dutch Eredivisie and they took the lead with a penalty after only six minutes. Back came Fortuna with two goals to take them into a half-time lead. It was a lead that they extended with only twenty minutes to go, but De Graafschap were not finished yet and clawed one goal back, right at the death.


Saturday 18th March 2017

German Bundesliga

FC Koln  4

Yuya Osako 6,

Anthony Modeste 36, 38, 64

Hertha Berlin  2

Vedad Ibisevic 50 (pen),

John Brooks 69,

Referee:- Marco Fritz aus Korb               Attendance:- 49,500

Admission:- €58.00                                  Programme:- F.O.C.

Another early morning journey by train from Sittard to Aachen, where I boarded a Thalys Train for the last leg of the journey to Cologne. I arrived there almost at the same time as my middle son, Michael and two of his friends, Gary Miller and Rory Clark arrived at the station from their flight to Cologne from Stanstead.

My middle son, Michael, on the right with yours truly in the centre and Rory Clark on the left on the approaches to The Rheine Energie Stadion.

The Rheine Energie stadium is a truly imposing piece of architecture. It perhaps lacks the flowing, majestic splendour of The San Siro Stadium and is much more Teutonic in design. Nonetheless it is very impressive!

Pre-match entertainment included these cheerleaders who kept up a non-stop show for a good half-hour!

The goat is the mascot of 1st FC Koln, and it duly appeared on the pitch before kick-off.

There are two areas for standing at the stadium. One for the home fans, behind the goal and festooned with flags and drums. The other, is behind the opposite goal and a smaller coterie of away fans did their best to break into the home-side’s cacophony.

Our seats must have been at least one hundred metres above pitch level. Not one for heights, I was pleased that there was a bar in front of each row of seats for the queasy to hang onto! We were right on the half-way line and it was a magnificent view!

It was also a thrilling match.Cologne were a couple of places below Hertha in the top half of the table, but they started like a train with a goal from Yuya Osako in the sixth minute and two more from Anthony Modeste in the final ten minutes of the half. In the second half, Hertha did pull a goal back through a penalty (see above) in the fiftieth minute, before Anthony Modeste (once on loan at Blackburn Rovers from Bordeaux) completed his hat-trick and John Brooks scored a consolation strike for the visitors.

Sunday 19th March 29017

German Bundesliga 2

VFL Bochum 1848   1

Johannes Wurtz 62,

Erzgerbirge Aue  1

Dimitrij Nazarov 11 (pen)

Referee:- Christian Dietz (Munich)      Attendance:- 13,875

Admission:- €34.00                             Programme:- F.O.C.

I don’t know if we chose a particularly difficult weekend, but German trains ran very badly for us today! There were delays and delays upon delays, but fortunately, we didn’t miss any of the action! In fact we got to Bochum under the mistaken apprehension that the match kicked off at 12.30pm, when in fact it started at 1.30pm!

from left:- Gary Miller, Mike McGeown, Rory Clark

I would class Bochum as a team like Bolton Wanderers in England. They have a pretty impressive stadium which can hold around thirty thousand spectators, but they are bogged down in the mediocrity of Bundesliga 2.

Even a town like Bochum has a tram service from the railway station to the football ground. We got there far too early. We thought the match kicked off at 12.30 and in fact it was a 13.30 kick-off!

Bochum are in the bottom half of the table, but higher than their opponents, Erzgerbirge Aue, who are flirting with relegation. Prior to this match, however, the visitors had pulled off a couple of wins and a draw to ease their relegation worries. They didn’t look a bad side, either. They scored early on with a penalty and easily kept the hosts at bay until they conceded an equaliser just after the hour mark. Judging from the play, they must have been disappointed to concede two late points and be forced to settle for the draw!

It was a dull day with squally rain showers. The floodlights were on for the second half.

Tuesday 21st March 2017
Chromasport & Trophies United Counties League
Premier Division

Leicester Nirvana 3

Ryan Calver 37,

Jurelle Phillip 55,

Jahdatin Harper 90+4,

Harborough Town 2

Greg Usher 25,

Ben Williams 88
Referee:- Oliver Mackey                                    Attendance:- 64
Admission OMGDS£3.00 (£5)
Programme:- £1.00
This is the third home of Nirvana that I have visited and judging by the amount of ‘hoppers’ present, it was a new ground for all of us! It was a cold evening with a biting wind and Hamilton Park, although up and running, is not quite finished yet with some covered standing still being erected adjacent to the Meccano seated stand. It is a stark and bare ground – but then again, the weather didn’t help! Nirvana have slipped of late and are languishing in the bottom four. Harborough, on the other hand are on the up, but this evening was not to be their night. Having led 1-0 and been down 2-1, they pulled the match back to 2-2 in the 89th minute, only to lose to a nonchalant flick of a goal in the 95th minute!

Tuesday 28th March 2017
Evo-Stik Northern Premier League
Premier Division

Barwell 1

Dec Towers 50,

Rushall Olympic 1

Joe Hull 54,
Referee:- Daniel Hanna                                           Attendance:- 146
Admission:- OMGDS£6.00 (£10)                     Programme:- £2.00
After a week of enforced absence it was good to get out to a football match again! Not that this was a good match. It was probably marginally less boring than watching England playing Lithuania! A goalless first half was followed by two goals in the first ten minutes of the second half, when the game then reverted to type. Perhaps the real entertainment came from the group of eight or ten fans of The Norwegian Barwell Fan Club who kept up a cacophony of noise throughout the match!

Wednesday 29th March 2017
Chromasport & Trophies United Counties League

Premier Division

Huntingdon Town 0

Desborough Town 1

Jason Turner 24,
Referee:- Lukas Wood                                   Attendance:- 40
Admission:- £5.00                                        Programme:- £1.00
Huntingdon is the coldest, windiest ground in the United Counties League, but this evening, it was mild and still. In 2010, over £1 million was spent on a new clubhouse and changing facilities. Hunts FA hold many of their finals there, but the home club just seem bedevilled by lack of success. It was a good match. Ar Tarn should have won more convincingly given their territorial possession, but The Pilgrims stuck tenaciously to their task. the only goal came midway through the first half.



This Season:                Matches :- 197         New Grounds:- 97

Total:-                          Matches:- 3,643     New Grounds:- 1,325


Other matches:-

Wednesday 1st March 2017

Abacus Lighting Central Midlands League

Black Dragon North Division

Collingham  2  Askern  1                             Attendance:- 36

Monday 6th March 2017

Barclays Premier League 2 Division 1 (at St George’s Park)

Derby County U-23 0 Leicester City U-23 0      Attendance:- 162

Monday 13th March 2017

Barclays U-23 Premier League 2 Division 1 (at The Ipro Stadium)

Derby County U-23  2  Everton U-23  3                  Attendance:- c600

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February 2017

from:- “The Goals of Bingo Boot”

And all the while in streets and parks

On pitches large or small

Without a proper pair of boots

Sometimes without a ball!

With tin cans in the clattering yard

In weather cold or hot

Young Bingo shimmied left and right

And scored with every shot


His poor old mum scrubbed office floors

His poor old gran did too

The pantry was an empty place

The rent was overdue

Then Bingo had a brainwave

Shall I tell you what he did?

He sold himself to The Arsenal

For thirteen thousand quid


The first game that he ever played

At the tender age of ten

Young Bingo just ran rings round

Eleven baffled men

The fans of course went crazy

The fans went ‘Ooh!’ and ‘Ah!’

While Bingo took the match ball home

And bought his dad a car.

by Allan Ahlberg (1937 – )




Wednesday 1st February 2017
British Universities & Colleges Sport Midlands Division 1

Cambridge University 0

Oxford University 0
Referee:- Andy Phillips                                   Attendance:- 10
Admission:- F.O.C.                                         Programme:- NONE
What a miserable morning, grey leaden skies and heavy rain as John Main and I drove to Clare College Cambridge only to find that the match had been transferred to the cork 3G surface at Newmarket Town. Had this been The Varsity Rugby Union match, there would have been seventy-five thousand spectators at Twickenham, even The Varsity Football match between these two teams scheduled for Barnet FC on the morning of the Boat Race in March, will attract a couple of thousand! This was a tight contest between two evenly matched teams and what few chances came along, were squandered extravagantly and unforgivably with some woeful shooting. A draw was a fair result and a watery sun came out of the gloomy skies as we drove back in the afternoon!

Friday 3rd February 2017

Strathclyde Saturday Morning Amateur League 

Cup Final

Plains   3

Cambusnethan Talbot  1

Referee:-                                                    Attendance:- c600

Admission:- £3.00                                  Programme:- NONE

I flew up to Glasgow early on Friday morning on a cheap return flight and collected my hire car to drive to Dumbarton, once a scion of the shipbuilding industry. I circumnavigated Dumbarton Castle in the company of a very knowledgeable local twitcher and then popped into the football ground which is in the shadow of the castle rock. There is viewing on only one side and the locals would love to move away to somewhere more traditional for football watching!

In the evening, I visited The Excelsior Stadium for a local cup final. I am under impressed with Airdrieonians home as, not only has it got a plastic pitch, but it has singularly little atmosphere. There was plenty of atmosphere this evening, however, as the two local sides put on a good encounter, which Plains eventually won deservedly, but not without a mighty struggle from Talbot!

Saturday 4th February 2017

Ladbrokes Scottish Premier League 12.30pm k.o.

Motherwell  0

Carl McHugh s/o

Hearts  3

Alexandros Tziolis 78

Esmael Goncalves 84, 88,

Referee:- Andrew Dallas                               Attendance:- 4,651

Admission:- OMGDS£16.00 (£23)            Programme:- £3.00

This was my second visit to Fir Park on a rainswept morning and I met a musician from The Army who had decided on a whim to leave his warm bed in Henlow, in Bedfordshire, at 3.00am in the morning and to drive up to Scotland for, first of all, this match and then a quick ten minute drive across to Hamilton for a 3.00pm kick-off.

Hearts were today’s visitors and they seemed to have brought their own referee with them! It was goalless until the final fifteen minutes when the visitors scored three times, saw a home team player sent off and a blatant penalty ruled out for ‘Well!

Saturday 4th February 2017

Ladbrokes Scottish Championship 5.15pm k.o.

Dundee United  3

Thomas Mikkelson 45, 68,

Tony Andreu 48,

Raith Rovers  0

Referee:- Alan Muir                                          Attendance:- 5,232

Admission:- OMGDS£12.00 (£23)               Programme:- £2.50

It was some eighty miles from Motherwell to Dundee , but I was confident that I could make the journey in time and so it proved. Tannadice Park and Dens Park are so close, being but a street apart! This evening, it was the United half of Dundee that I had come to see.

Adjacent to Tannadice Park, you can see the floodlights of Dens Park at the bottom left of the photo.

Dundee United, recently demoted from the Scottish Premiership are locked in a battle with Hibernian to regain their Premiership place. At present, they are adrift of their rivals by some seven points.

This evening, they were far too good for their rivals, Raith Rovers. Quick goals either side of half-time and a third, some twenty minutes from time, saw them deservedly triumph and collect the spoils.

After the match I drove back to Glasgow. I was staying at The Victorian House Hotel, just off Sauchiehall Street (is that how you spell it?). It rained all night.

Sunday 5th February 2017

Ladbrokes Scottish Premier League

St Johnstone  2

Watson 31,

Boyata (go) 43,

Celtic  5

Henderson 6,

Dembele 61 (pen),75,85,

Sinclair 81,

Referee:- Craig Thomson                                     Attendance:- 6,458

Admission:- Hospitality                                     Programme:- incl. (£2.50)

Not only did it rain all last night, it teemed it down all this morning and all the way up to Perth in the car. I seriously wondered whether the match would survive, but it did.

My hospitality package included a car park pass.

I couldn’t get into hospitality because I wasn’t wearing a tie! Fortunately, next door, a very helpful official offered me the choice of tie from a box of left-overs and I was able, at last to make my way in! I had a small table all to myself (see above). There was a light brunch breakfast, soup at half-time and then after the match the main course was Perthshire lamb shoulder. The bar was free! Sadly, I couldn’t do it justice because I was driving!

A band played before the match

The match was fast and furious, but ultimately disappointing. The Perthshire side lead deservedly at half-time, by 2-1. A series of second half misfortunes for the hosts, saw them go down to ten men before not being awarded what appeared to be a stonewall penalty and then having a very soft penalty awarded against them!

However, it was the introduction of young Dembele after an hour which proved the real turning point. He scored three times to sink the hosts without trace and in the end, Celtic won at a canter. The standard of refereeing was underwhelming!

Brendan Rodgers, the Celtic manager and formerly of Liverpool, prowls the touchline during the match.

This is my hire car. a 1.4 Kia C’eed which had all the toys that my Honda has (sat-nav, reversing camera, reverse and forward warning alarms), but it lacked the power of the Civic! Really enjoyed its company and my six hundred or so miles driving in it this weekend!

Tuesday 7th February 2017
Midland League Division 1

Hinckley 2

Javia Roberts 9,

Ryan Paddock 78,

Stafford Town 1

Matthew Beedell 90+5
Referee:- Alec Cross                                        Attendance:- 121
Admission:- OMGDS£4.00 (£6.00)            Programme:- £1.50
Hinckley, after their fall from grace, are now playing at St John’s Park, home of Heather St Johns. A new team, ‘Leicester Road’ now play at The Marston Stadium in Hinckley (in the same division, but much higher than rivals, Hinckley). Tonight’s match was a rip roaring affair which was much closer than matters appeared on the field. The hosts struck the bar or post three times and squandered numerous other chances in taking a two goal lead. Right at the death, Stafford pulled one back, but the hosts deserved their victory and the points!

Wednesday 8th February 2017
Northants Senior (Hillier) Cup Semi-final

Corby Town 3

Andre Johnson 65, 70 (pen)

Guiseppe Iaciofano 89

Desborough Town 0
Referee:- Andrew Humphries Attendance:- 286
Admission:- OMGDS £3.00 (£6) Programme:- NONE
For three-quarters of this game you couldn’t have squeezed a cigarette paper between these two sides despite the two division gulf between NPL and UCL. Three goals in the final twenty-five minutes – all to the hosts – decided this tie and a meeting with either Kettering Town or Brackley Town in the final at Sixfields in April.

Saturday 11th February 2017

Evo-Stik Northern Premier League Division 1 North

Tadcaster Albion 2

Josh Greening 49,

Jono Greening 74,

Bamber Bridge 1

Michael Potts 12,

Referee:- Mark Haywood                     Attendance:- 239

Admission:- OMGDS £4.00 (£7)       Programme:- £1.50

It was a tad wet, in fact it was considerably more than a tad wet and had been so all weekend. Very few matches survived the weather, but Albion had installed underwater drainage to celebrate their promotion to The Evo-Stik Northern Premier League this season. This is a consolidation season for Tadcaster and they are well established in mid-table with Bridge but a few places higher. It was the visitors who bossed the first half and went into the interval leading by a solitary strike which in no way reflected their superiority. For some reason best known only to the management, they brought on two substitutes at half-time and the balance of the team was unduly affected. Taddy also upped their game and deservedly took the victory and the points in a pulsating encounter!

 Tuesday 14th February 2017
Sky-Bet EFL Championship

Reading 3

John Swift 22 

Danny Williams 77,

Roy Beerens 81,

Brentford 2

Jota 63,

Lasse Vibe 66,
Referee:- K. Stroud                                     Attendance:- 15,710
Admission:- Hospitality                           Programme:- included (£3)
The Madjeski Stadium is not the easiest football ground to get to and my grandson was travel sick on the way, as well! However, we were “Royally’ (sic) treated upon arrival even if we were an hour late. There was a knowledgeable and very friendly contingent of home supporters on our table including, no less, one of the host team’s scouts! The match was a cracker when it eventually opened up. The hosts led 1-0 at the interval, but could very easily have been two or three goals behind. In the second half, Brentford did stamp their superiority on the game and took a 2-1 lead, only for Jaap Stam to send for reinforcements by way of three substitutions at one go. This did the trick and very soon they had regained the lead. They held it to the end and claimed the points. However, if I were a Brentford fan, I would have felt very harshly done by. They deserved a draw at least!

Grandson, Freddie at The Madejski Stadium

The game was a special occasion to mark Jim’s 41st birthday!

Wednesday 15th February 2017
British Universities & Colleges Sport
Womens’ Conference Cup Quarter-final

Leicester University 5

Emma Aspinall 2,

Shauna Cossens 24,

Millie Cutler 55, 56, 66,

Loughborough University 2

Lucy Brown 6,

Maria Cienfuegos 37,
Referee:- John Carr                                           Attendance:- 17
Admission:- F.O.C.                                            Programme:- NONE
This was a close contest at The Manor Road Sports Ground, at least for the first half when the score was 2-2. Leicester, then, pulled away decisively in the second period and deservedly won the match and the right to travel to Birmingham or Cambridge for the semi-final. Hannah Watts, the host’s no-nonsense, swashbuckling midfielder was again the outstanding player on the park as she was three weeks ago at Girton College against Anglia Ruskin University. The rain came down like a monsoon and it was pretty cold, but these students served up a real treat!

Thursday 16th February 2017

Cottingham FC
The stand down the left hand side of the picture has gone and the moles have been active on the field! Cottingham joined The United Counties League in 1979/80 and promptly won the Division 2 title in their first season. The following season, the league was reduced to two divisions and Cottingham gained a creditable fifth place in Division 1. They were Division 1 champions in 1999/2000, but were never promoted to The Premier Division. Plenty of fine names have come and gone from the league during this period – Leighton Town, Milton Keynes Borough, Stevenage Borough, Towcester Town, Irthlingborough Diamonds, to name but a few! Sadly, 2003/04 was the last season that they played at Berryfield Road. The following season, they competed as Corby Cottingham, but then they folded and all that remains is what you see!

Friday 17th February 2017
Almary Green Anglian Combination Division 1

Aylsham 4

Stuart Boam,

Jack Mollicone (2)

Mark Gaskin

Scole United 4

David Coleman (3),

Ben Norton-Hugman
Referee:- Richard Gostling                          Attendance:- 114
Admission:- F.O.C.                                        Programme:- NONE
This is Aylsham’s first season at their spanking brand new ground and they are striding high at the top of their league as well. Tonight, however, for whatever reason, they were not at their best and with less than ten minutes remaining, found themselves 2-4 in arrears. A storming finale salvaged a point, with a penalty in added time, but it was hardly deserved! Lovely new ground, fine facilities for players and spectators, except that the only cover was a Meccano tin terrace which might hold twenty from the worst of any downfall!

The brothers, who play for Leicester Tigers, were born in Aylsham!

Saturday 18th February 2017
Ryman Isthmian League Division 1 South

Sittingbourne 2

Jono Richardson 71

David Abe 78

Molesey 0
Referee:- Isaac Searle                           Attendance:- 100
Admission:- OMGDS£5.00 (£9)        Programme:- £2.00
Well, sat-nav brought us into the vicinity of the ground via a very rustic route which even had signs saying “unsuitable for motor vehicles”, posted all along the way! We never did see the town of Sittingbourne at all! The stadium was somewhat dilapidated and worn, with several interesting features! The welcome was warm and even team sheets were available! The match was a very slow burner and was positively soporific in the first half! Two goals in the final twenty minutes eventually brought the game to life, with the hosts just about deserving their success! We left by a different route!

 Monday 20th February 2017
Evo-Stik Southern League Premier Division

Cambridge City 0

Kings Lynn Town 0
Referee:- Anthony Pope (Braintree)                         Attendance:- 213
Admission:- OMGDS£5.00 (£10)                            Programme:- £2.00
Cambridge City are currently playing their home fixtures at Westwood Road, home of St Ives Town. Their woes continue as another High Court ruling sets back their move to Sawston and relegation is a very real threat. Kings Lynn are happily ensconced in mid-table and, quite frankly, this game was dire. As Peter Ford said: “it wasn’t just the worst game of this season …….”. Glad to get away at the end!

Tuesday 21st February 2017
Chromasport & Trophies United Counties League
Premier Division

Desborough Town 0

Newport Pagnell Town 1

Stuart Smeathers 21,
Referee:- David Jarrett                                  Attendance:- 69
Admission:- £5.00                                         Programme:- £1.00
Ar Tarn were not at their best this evening and any casual visitor would have been hard pressed to believe that they occupy third place in the league whilst Newport Pagnell languish in the nether regions! It was a scrappy and, at times, ill-tempered game not helped by some weak refereeing, but it was good to meet up with all the Desborough faithful once again!

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
British Universities & Colleges Sport
Midland Division 3B

Warwick University Women 7 (seven)

Annie Begamovic 27, 81,

Madeleina Maria Te Mundo 43, 74,

Eloise Cresswell 61, 65, 76,
Oxford Brookes University Women 0
The heavy rain disappeared just before the start of the match and top of the table Warwick had little difficulty in disposing of fourth placed Oxford Brookes. The Warwick University playing fields are a very pleasant area on the outskirts of Coventry. With Graeme Askham and John Main.

February 22nd 2017
Chromasport & Trophies United Counties League

Premier Division

Peterborough Northern Star 0

Peterborough Sports 0
Referee:- Trevor Basker Attendance:- 186
Admission:- £5.00 Programme:- £1.50
A second 0-0 draw in three days! If it’s 0-0 again tonight, said Peter Ford, I’m never coming to a match that you’re going to again!! These two city rivals stood toe to toe and slugged it out with chances few and far between, but surprisingly, only one yellow card was issued. It was a much better encounter than Monday evenings dreadful match at St Ives, but …………. there were no goals!

Saturday 25th February 2017
Ryman Isthmian League Division 1 South

Molesey 0

Lewes 4

Jonte Smith 21, 67,

Callum Kealy 79,

Wilkfred Grimaud 89,

Referee:- M. Heavey                                       Attendance:- 101
Admission:- OMGDS£5.00 ((£10)              Programme:- £2.00
Another dip into the lower reaches of The Ryman League, but this was a pleasant surprise, for the ground was neat and well kept with a lovely stand adorning one side and cover on all the other sides – albeit somewhat primitive! Today, they were entertaining once proud Lewes who were relegated from the Premier Division at the end of last season. Molesey are flirting with the relegation places whilst Lewes need more points to support a play-off spot. The visitors rarely got out of second gear as they brushed aside a brittle home outfit, particularly in the second half which yielded three goals and especially after the hosts had striker Dre Grobler sent off with just over ten minutes to go for what appeared to be injudicious use of the elbow. Also there were John Main and Chris Berezai.

Monday 27th February 2017
Northants FA David Joyce U-18 Cup
Quarter Final

Desborough Town 0

Peterborough United 4

Anorea Bora 8,

Josh Davison 23, 54,

Frazer Garner 80,
Referee:- Wayne Bright                             Attendance:- 57
Admission:- £2.50                                     Programme:- NONE
Desborough Town are flying high this season, unbeaten in The Northants Senior Youth League and including an 8-1 thrashing of Corby Town. It was a different story this evening as cool, classy, cultured Posh took them apart with a team, some of whom are rumoured to be on full time contracts! Two goals in each half and it could have been more except for the brave goalkeeping of sixteen year old Carl Curtis. Ar Tarn were well beaten, but not disgraced!




Other matches this month:-

Monday 6th February 2017

Barclays U-23 Premier League 2

Leicester City  0  Southampton  2


Wednesday 15th February 2017

FA Youth Cup Quarter-Final

Leicester City 0 Chelsea 1


This season:-    Matches:- 176               New Grounds:- 85

Total:-                Matches:- 3,621           New Grounds:- 1,313

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January 2017

from ” The Goals of Bingo Boot”

In nineteen hundred and twenty-two

A little boy was born

His baby cot was second hand

His baby shawl was torn

He had no teeth or teddy bear

His hair was incomplete

But he was the possessor of

The most amazing feet.


When Bingo Boot was two years old

He chewed his little crust

His poor old Dad was on the dole

His poor old pram was bust.

Yet Bingo wasn’t worried

Though his baby feet would itch

And he could hardly wait till

He could stroll – out on the pitch


In school young Bingo languished

At the bottom of the class

His ball control was good

It was exams he couldn’t pass.

His little pals all shouted ‘Foul!’

And tended to agree

If only teachers tested feet

He’d get a Ph.D.

Allan Ahlberg (1937 – )




Monday 2nd January 2017
Sky-Bet EFL League 1

Coventry City 2

Bolton Wanderers 2
Referee:- Carl Boyeson                  Attendance:- 10,339
The Ricoh Arena is a seriously expensive place to watch a match! It cost £10 just to park the car, beer was £4.20 a pint and even a packet of salted peanuts cost £1.50. It just felt that the club was ripping off the paying customer in every way possible. Maybe part of the reason is that the ground is owned by London Rugby Union Club, Wasps, and they have imported London prices with them!!! The Sky Blues posted their highest crowd of the season for this match and very nearly did maximum damage to promotion contenders, Bolton Wanderers, twice taking the lead and only being pegged back in the second minute of added time at the end of the match! The programme is headed PUSB and I had to ask!!! It stands for “Play Up Sky Blues”! Will I be returning? Not in the near future! I was very glad to get a phone call from Graeme at the end of the match to let me know that the evening game at Hook Norton had been called off due to a frozen surface!






Tuesday 3rd January 2017
Northern Counties East League Division 1

Teversal 1

Ollerton Town 1
Referee:- Christopher Darling                      Attendance:- 127
Admission:- OMGDS £3.50 (£5)                 Programme:- £1.00
On a bitterly cold night when the wind cut like a knife,The Teversal Grange Sports & Leisure Centre is not the most appealing arena. However, the welcome could not have been more warm and helpful. Programmes (past and present) and team-sheets were readily supplied and even the attendance was given early in the second half. However, this was not the best of matches from two teams at the wrong end of the lower division of The NCEL. All the action came in the final twelve minutes with a goal and a sending off to each side. Neither side deserved to garner a victory! Behind the far goal were a couple of covered standing areas clearly marked: “Tesco Trolley Park”!





Wednesday 4th January 2017
Premier League U-23 Cup

Leicester City 0

Brighton & Hove Albion 1
Referee:- Wayne Barrett                           Attendance:- 68
Admission F.O.C.                                       Teamsheet available
This match was played at The St George’s Park National Football Centre on Pitch 6. Pitch 8 was named ‘Alan Shearer’ and pitch 9 was ‘Michael Owen’, but pitch six with its grandstand outshone them both, but had no name! The site is huge with a hotel complex and even an outward bound facility. Leicester City, the hosts, were, as usual, welcoming and helpful and provided team sheets. There was a mobile stall with tea, coffee and snacks run by an enterprising pair of young ladies and excellent viewing from seating all along one side (see photos). The match, itself, was nothing to write home about. I liked the look of Leicester’s £7 million Polish winger, Bartosz Kapustka, who was a step above the rest, but he couldn’t help his team avoid defeat against a competent Seagulls who had right back, George Cox, as the pick of their team!




Pitch 6 looking towards the stand


The enterprising young ladies with their tea/coffee stall




Treating the pitch to ultra violet heat?


The hotel complex


Saturday 7th January 2017
Emirates FA Cup 3rd Round

West Bromwich Albion 1

Derby County 2
Referee:- Jonathan Moss                         Attendance:- 25,288
Admission:- OMGDS£10 (£15)              Programme:- £3.50
On a dank, slightly misty and drizzly day, the FA Cup served up one of its traditional upsets. My grandson, Freddie, accompanied Graeme and me to The Hawthorns and for the first half, it seemed to be developing into a fairly regulation home victory against lower league opposition! A goal down at half-time, but the Championship side turned over the deficit within ten minutes of the second half commencing, and for all the rampaging of giant striker, Salomon Rondon, it was the clever work done by Tom Ince that was the foundation of Derby’s victory. It was only my third visit to the ground, but I have yet to see The Baggies win there!



Freddie Arthur McGeown, grandson of the author!




The visitors wore a rather fetching aquamarine outfit!


Tuesday 10th January 2017
Evo-Stik Southern League Division 1 South & West

Mangotsfield United 0

Hereford 1
Referee:- Scott Jackson (Taunton)                        Attendance:- 602
Admission:- OMGDS£5 (£8)                                  Programme:- £2
Last November, we were sitting in the bar at Cossham Street, when this match was called off less than an hour before kick-off. Tonight, the Hereford hordes again descended and made plenty of noise, but little difference to a fairly turgid match in which the only bright spell was the beautifully crafted free kick from outside the area on 23 minutes, from which the visitors won the match. The moment was captured by Posh Girl from Hereford and can be seen on Facebook at “Hereford Goals”. John Main did the driving and we were both frustrated to find the M4 closed after the match! It was after midnight when I got home!







Wednesday 11th January 2017
The Smedley Crooke Memorial Charity Cup 2nd Round

Coton Green 2  

Bilston Town Community 2

No extra time. Coton Green won 3-2 on penalties
Referee:- Alan Buchanan                        Attendance:- 48
Admission:- £3.00                                   Programme:- NONE
I could see the floodlights, but the narrow entry initially eluded me! This is a very basic ground with hard standing (just about) all around the pitch and a substantial rail with boarding on three sides. The only cover is provided by a terrace on the far side. Excellent changing rooms and club house facilities and very helpful and friendly staff. The match was a second attempt after an earlier match, at the end of last year, was abandoned because the pitch became frozen! Bilston, of The WRML triumphed over their Midland League rivals after a penalty shoot out where four of the nine penalties taken, failed to score!







Tuesday 17th January 2017
Midland League Premier Division

Loughborough University 0

Sporting Khalsa 1
Referee:- Andrew Ellis                                  Attendance:- 75
Admission:- OMGDS£2.00 (£5.00)          Programme:- £1.00
It is hard to believe that this stadium won Groundtastic’s “New Stadium of The Year” in 2012. I seem to have been coming here for much longer than that! It is a lovely arena, warm inside, good viewing, good refreshments and teams prominently displayed before the start. Sadly, tonight we were treated to a very UN-sporting display by the visitors, who, decidedly, did not live up to their name!. They scored the only goal straight from a corner midway through the second half, but their petulant, bad-tempered, mouthy, arrogance, detracted severely from the ambience of the occasion.






Saturday 21st January 2017
Pete’s Patisserie Sheffield County Senior League Premier Division

Denaby United 5

Denaby Main 2
Referee:-Stephen Granger Linesmen:-Natasha Wilson, Craig Holland Attendance:- 53         Admission:- F.O.C.           Programme:- £1.00
Denaby United have a proud history, competing in The Midland League during its heyday and fighting through to FA Cup battles with several league clubs. In 2002 their existence ended when they were ejected from their home ground and it wasn’t until nine long years later that the club re-appeared playing in the Doncaster Senior League. They lost their ground again, this time at Conisbrough when the FA deemed that their toiletting facilities were not adequate, but they hope to return for next season. Meanwhile, today’s visitors have taken over at their previous, but now derelict stadium and whilst both clubs have advanced two divisions of The Sheffield County League in the past two seasons, they now sit together at the foot of The Premier Division. United deservedly won this encounter whilst only playing with occasional flashes of the ability they possessed. They were three up in twenty-five minutes and could easily have reached double figures. Nonetheless, it was a welcome victory and may keep them in The Premier Division.

One of the Denaby Main players enjoying a half-time smoke!

The officials team; Referee Stephen Grainger flanked by Craig Holland (left) and Natasha Wilson

Tuesday 24th January 2017
Chromasport & Trophies United Counties League Cup

Desborough Town 5

Wellingborough Whitworth 1
Referee:- Vincenzo Byatt (Peterborough)                 Attendance:- 63
Admission:- £5.00                                                 Programme:- £1.00
With matches falling to the weather all round the country like leaves in Autumn, I was happy to find that my favourite UCL team were at home this evening. It was good, too, to see John Main (after an abortive trip to Biggleswade!) and Jack Warner. There is an olde worlde atmosphere about The Waterworks Field. It is a real old fashioned ground and one of the best in the league. This evening, they entertained Whitworth from one division below them and after a quiet first half when it seemed that Ar Tarn made but two forays into their opponents half and scored each time, the second half heated up with the dismissal for a pretty awful tackle, of a Whitworth defender. Thereafter, Ar Tarn were on top and deservedly took the tie. Good to see a former pupil excelling at right back for the hosts!

Wednesday 25th January 2017
British Universities & Colleges Midland 3A

Anglia Ruskin University Ladies 1

Leicester University 6
Referee:- Spencer Warburton                                 Attendance:- 12
Admission:- F.O.C.                                             Programme:- NONE
On a bitterly cold and misty afternoon, John Main and I were surprised that this match went ahead, especially as the men’s fixture on an adjoining pitch was called off just a couple of minutes before kick-off, allegedly because a section of the pitch was frozen! This pitch, at The Girton Recreation Centre in Cambridge, was in perfect condition and despite the seeping cold the ladies served up an entertaining fare. Millie Cutler scored four goals for Leicester, who were by far the superior team, but player of the match was the Leicester midfield dynamo Hannah Watts (pictured below, about to pass the ball).

Player of the match, Hannah Watts, about to play the ball.

Saturday 28th January 2017
Sky Bet League One

Gillingham 1

Deji Oshilaja 44

Shrewsbury Town 1

Alex Rodman 63
Referee:- Trevor Kettle                             Attendance:- 5,316
Admission:- Corporate Hospitality        Programme:- F.O.C.
The annual football jaunt, this year took sixteen of us to Gillingham Football Club and hospitality in the boardroom. Every year our party visits a different football club. This season it was Gillingham. The (MEMS) Priestfield Stadium is somewhat cramped and hemmed in by the surrounding housing, but the welcome was warm and cordial and the meal was excellent! Sadly, the same could not be said for the match which flattered to deceive and ended up with honours even and a goal apiece. It was, nonetheless, a very enjoyable occasion!

I was impressed with the arrangements for our visit and not least, the fact that we had access to the boardroom for our meal and refreshments. This was all arranged by James Knott, at Gillingham FC, but it was only late in the day when he imparted the little gem that we would all need to wear ties!!! Some of us had to really dig deep to find a suitable facsimile!

We had been worried in the week leading up to the match. On the previous Tuesday, Gillingham’s match against AFC Wimbledon at Priestfield, had been called off and, I gather, the covers had remained on the pitch for two weeks. On the way down on the train (first of all, to London St Pancras and then to Gillingham), the weather was increasingly pleasant with blue skies and sunshine – although it did cloud over later on.

There is a little bar downstairs at The Priestfield Stadium, full of nooks and crannies and with screens showing Liverpool Reserves inept performance against Wolverhampton Wanderers at Anfield in the 4th Round of the FA Cup. Then it was time to climb to the third floor and enter the boardroom.

Young Freddie was a last minute addition to the party, but I think he enjoyed his day and I was impressed and grateful that the catering staff found him something suitable for his meal!

We had excellent seats for the match, right at the back of the stand, on the half-way line and wonderfully padded for increased comfort.

Jonny Crane

My grandson, Freddie Arthur McGeown

from left:- Aman Singh, Liam McGeown, Jim McGeown, Rory Clark, Jonny Crane and Mike McGeown

from left:- Jack Warner, Chris Berezai, John Main, Graeme Askham

from left:- Mike McGeown, Aman Singh, Freddie McGeown, Gary Miller




This season:-     Matches:- 156             New Grounds:- 79

TOTAL:-             Matches:- 3,602         New Grounds:- 1,306




Other matches in January 2017:-

Wednesday 18th January 2017

Evo-Stik Northern Premier League Premier Division

Corby Town 1 Coalville Town 2                         Attendance:- 454

Thursday 26th January 2017 

Northants Senior Youth League David Joyce Cup 2nd Round

Rushden & Higham United 1 Desborough Town 6        Attendance:- 41

Friday 27th January 2017

Emirates FA Cup 4th Round

Derby County 2 Leicester City 2                          Attendance:- 25,079

Monday 30th January 2017

Barclays U-23 Premier League 2

Leicester City 3 Manchester City 3                    Attendance:- 613

Tuesday 31st January 2017

East Midlands Counties League Cup Quarter-final

Aylestone Park   P    Radford   P     ***

*** This match was declared “OFF” after we had paid our entrance and bought programmes. Apparently, it was not the pitch, which was perfectly playable, despite the heavy rain, but that Radford only had six players available for the match!

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December 2016

The fans in the stand are silent

You could hear the fall of a pin

For the fabulous game just ended

And the tale that’s about to begin.


From “The Goals of Billy Boot” by Allan Ahlberg (1937 – )


Saturday 3rd December 2016
Ryman Isthmian League Division 1 North

Brightlingsea Regent 3

Phoenix Sports 4
Referee:- Abigail Marriott              Attendance:- 114
Admission:- OMGDS:- £5.00 (£8.00)
Programme:- £2.00
The ground may not be much to look at but today’s match was a cracker! Brighlingsea scored the first and last goals of the first half, but in between, they conceded four! Phoenix, from mid-table in the division, were the dominant side against opponents only one point off the top of the table. In the second half, the hosts competed more effectively as both sides slugged it out toe to toe. They scored and missed a penalty and perhaps should have gained a point, but it was not to be! Number seventeen appeared on the field in the second half. He was not a substitute, but first half damage to his shorts meant a complete change of kit at half-time! Very competent woman referee in a boisterous match!











Sunday 4th December 2016
The Emirates FA Cup 2nd Round

Notts County 2

Peterborough United 2
Referee:- Ben Toner                  Attendance:- 3,940
Admission:- OMGDS £12.00 (£17.00)
Programme:- £3.00                  Cornish Pastie:- £2.70
We weren’t the only three generation family at Meadow Lane this afternoon as grandson, Freddie enjoyed, not only the match but also the train ride to Nottingham and back! It was very cold, but the opening display by the visitors when they took a two goal lead in the first fifteen minutes, suggested that this match might be embarrassing for the hosts. They clawed themselves back into the match with a goal two minutes from half-time and then enjoyed a huge slice of luck when a Peterborough player was dismissed for lashing out when he was plainly being held back by his shirt. The home offender received NO penalty! The second half belonged to County, but it took until the second minute of added time before they could craft an effective strike, but it was enough to put them into the pot for the next round!








Young Freddie, training to be a nerd like his grand-dad Ed!


Taken with Mike’s mobile telephone camera, this shows a panoramic view of Meadow Lane!



Wednesday 7th December 2016
The Buildbase FA Vase 3rd Round Replay

Sleaford Town 0

Sporting Khalsa 3
Referee:- Scott Robertson                        Attendance:- 110
Admission:- £7.00                                    Programme:- £1.00
Eslamore Park is a fairly recent build and is pretty basic. There is a Meccano covered terrace behind one goal and down the far side is a Meccano seated stand for perhaps seventy or eighty spectators. Excellent club, very friendly officials, but on the night, they were no match for the opposition who won at a reasonable canter and never allowed the hosts a clear sight on goal. Perhaps a game to remember Jeremy Biggs by. His funeral (aged only 55) was on Monday and The UCL press officer will long be remembered as a gentleman of football!












Jeremy Biggs 1961-2016

Very sad to hear of the passing of Jeremy Biggs, whom I often met on The UCL circuit. He couldn’t (or wouldn’t) drive and all the games he went to, he had a lift! He was the fixtures secretary and publicity officer for The UCL and what he didn’t know about the league and its clubs wasn’t worth knowing! Lovely man!

Friday 9th December 2016
Abacus Lighting Central Midlands League
Black Dragon North Division

Collingham 1

Newark Town 2
Referee:- Jack Forder Official Attendance:- 265
Admission:- £3.00 Programme:- £1.00
This was my seventh visit to Station Road, but my first with Collingham as hosts. They groundshare with tonight’s opponents, Newark Town. Much has happened since my last visit in 2012. You can no longer access the ground via Station Road, but must park in the brand new Co-op Supermarket. The club house has been extended to include a new downstairs bar and an all weather 5-aside pitch has been built behind the stand. For all that there is precious little cover and hardstanding down one side of the ground only! The hosts were the lower ranked of the two sides and despite opening brightly and dominating for long periods – and scoring the opening goal after an hour – they succumbed to a couple of late strikes to the visitors who also had a defender sent off with some ten minutes to go.









Saturday 10th December 2012
English Schools Football Association
Premier League National Tournament

Admission:- F.O.C. Programme:- Free
There were eight teams from all over the Midlands for this girls U-11 tournament (which followed a similar tournament for the boys, this morning). I was only there as a driver for the minibus taking one of the teams to the tournament! It was my first visit to West Bromwich Albion’s Training facility, just down the road from The Hawthorns and I was pretty impressed. There was one full sized indoor pitch and one full sized outdoor pitch, both 3G. There was some pretty impressive football played, especially by the winning team from Telford. Not too sure about the format. Nine aside seemed to many at this age and half a full sized pitch with full sized goals seemed to overpower the players. For many of them, also, it was their first taste of offside! They all enjoyed it, however, even my team, who eventually finished at the bottom of the pile!









Monday 12th December 2016
Lancashire FA Trophy Quarter-Final

Daisy Hill 1

Chorley 5
Referee:- Paul Marsden Attendance:- 175
Admission:- OMGDS£3.50 (£7.00) Programme:- £1.00
Daisy Hill may sound idyllic but the reality is anything but! From the gaping, water-filled holes in the car-park to the bleak aspect from the club house and stand behind the goal, the whole place reeked of genteel poverty. The welcome, however was warm and spontaneous and the locals were plainly proud to be entertaining the lords of the manor. Excellent meat pies at £1.50 were a bargain and despite the persistent drizzle and a heavy pitch, the game was pretty good, too, with the visitors falling a goal behind, only to storm back with five of their own!. John Main and I enjoyed our visit to this gentle backwater of Lancashire!










Saturday 17th December 2016
Barclays U-18 Professional Development League

West Bromwich Albion 2

Manchester United 3
Referee:- Richard Gardner Attendance:- 110
Admission:- F.O.C. Programme:- NONE
The conspiracy of secrecy which seems to hang around West Bromwich Albion’s training ground meant that not only was it hard to find (there wasn’t even a sign at the entrance), but team sheets were not available and most of our information was gleaned from parents attending.Which was a pity, because this was an excellent match with some definite stars of the future. United at the top of the league, just about shaded it over their basement rivals, but both teams contributed to a very entertaining encounter!

Stars to watch for the future – Ethan Hamilton, Angel Gomes and Tahith Chong (Manchester United) and Ronan Tulloch and Rhese Nani for west Bromwich Albion.


Sunday 18th December 2016
(Leicestershire) Alliance Football League

North Kilworth Sunday 11 (eleven)
Queniborough Park Rangers 5
Referee:- Graham Freer Attendance:- 7
Admission:- F.O.C. Programme:- NONE
This was not a match to wake up to from a nightmare! On a cold Sunday morning with heavy dew damping the surface, these two Titans came clattering out of the holding pens like crazed bulls! Except that it wasn’t quite like that. The home side started with nine men who had obviously quaffed well last night and the visitors looked pretty effective early on – that is until reinforcements turned up for the hosts, who then ran in four first half goals with only a single reply . The home custodian was exchanged at half time for a slip of a lad who picked the ball out of his net twice in the first ten minutes of the second half, but the hosts then ran in seven goals with five from striker Tendai, which was hardly surprising as they were in second place in the league table whilst the visitors were a long way adrift at the bottom. It was good fun, but I doubt if I shall essay forth into these quirky depths for some considerable time.







Tuesday 20th December 2016
West Midlands (Regional) League Premier Division

Haughmond 3

Shifnal Town 2
Referee:- Mark Groves Attendance:- 86
Admission:- £3.00 Programme:- £1.00
Haughmond play at The Shrewsbury Sports Village but their football stadium is enclosed by a wire mesh and matches can be viewed for free. With this arena, they have probably reached the pinnacle of their progress. They bestride the West Midlands (Regional) League Premier Division like a colossus, but tonight, they were nearly undone by a battling Shifnal side who fought for every ball and rattled the league leaders with two first half goals. It took a stern examination of the Haughmond credentials to ensure that they scored the required three goals to ensure victory, but Shifnal being reduced to ten men with a sending off in the 70th minute, probably helped!






Wednesday 21st December 2016
Evo-Stik Northern Premier League Premier Division

Barwell 2

Stafford Rangers 1
Referee:- Richard Price Attendance:- 309
Admission:- OMGDS£6.00 (£10.00) Programme:- £2.00
It is the pantomime season and these two teams took to it with a relish. The hosts were garbed in pea green shirts and shorts and yellow socks, whilst the visitors had orange shirts with grey shorts and socks. The referee joined in, too, issuing eleven yellow cards in a match that was hard fought, but never dirty. There were quite a few supporters from Stafford and several hoppers!





Thursday 22nd December 2016
Chromasport & Trophies United Counties League
Premier Division

Peterborough Sports 3

Yaxley 1
Referee:- Oliver Mackey Attendance:- 165
Admission:- OMGDS£3.00 (£6.00) Programme:- £1.00
Table topping and ambitious Sports, comfortably saw off the challenge of mid-table rivals, Yaxley, but it was well into the second half before they made the game safe. They have ambitions to move to a higher grade of football, but there will need to be substantial development before that can be achieved. They have accomplished a great deal in a short space of time, but the next step will be quite a challenge!

I can remember playing cricket on the site more than twenty-five years ago when Peterborough Central were the hosts!






Saturday 24th December 2016
Uhlsport Hellenic League
Division II East

Stokenchurch 4

Henley Town Reserves 1
Referee:- Steve Anderson Attendance:- 90
Admission:- F.O.C. Programme:- £2.00
With so few games on Christmas Eve, this match attracted a lot of attention from fellow hoppers who made up the vast majority of the healthy crowd. It was a blustery and cold afternoon and I was glad that I had fortified myself with fish and chips at and a couple of fine pints at The Kings Hotel in the village. Last season’s champions of Division II East, Stokenchurch are seriously off the pace this season, but even so, they were more than a match for bottom of the table Henley Town. Striker Steve Park netted all four home goals!






Monday 26th December 2016
Gloucestershire Northern Senior League Division 1

Ruardean Hill Rangers 0

Harrow Hill 0
Referee:- Paul Miles Attendance:- 255
Admission:- F.O.C. Programme:- £2.00
There was a fine crowd for this holiday match between rivals who are literally but five minutes apart by car! Ruardeen Hill is the highest point in The Forest of Dean at some 950 feet and it felt like it this morning in a stiff breeze but plenty of sunshine. The hosts are top of the league, looking to progress next season (and building for it!), unbeaten in the league (but they lost to today’s visitors in the cup!). Harrow Hill on the other hand are enduring an indifferent season, but if there is anything to improve your self image, it is a good performance against your neighbours and rivals! They played well and deserved the point. Ruardean played poorly and were lucky to gain theirs! It was not the best of matches and indifferent refereeing, did little to help matters!





Boxing Day 26th December 2016
Vanarama National League South

Bath City 1

Hungerford Town 1
Referee:- S. Yianni Attendance:- 798
Admission:- OMGDS£10.00 (£13.00) Programme:- £2.50
Lovely ground is Twerton Park, one of the classic, old fashioned grounds that you don’t see so many of these days. There was a good holiday crowd as well – more than was announced at the end, we thought! These two sides are becalmed in mid-table mediocrity and for an hour, it showed, and we believed a second 0-0 draw for the day was on the cards. A shuffling of the pack by both sides through the adroit use of substitutes, enlivened the final twenty minutes and produced two goals! The return fixture is as early as next Saturday. Would I really want to see it all over again?








Friday 30th December 2016
Evo-Stik Northern Premier League Premier Division

Corby Town 0

Halesowen Town 0
Referee:- Matthew Smith Attendance:- 413
Admission:- OMGDS£8.00 (£12.00) Programme:- £2.50
This season:- Matches:- 138 New grounds:- 71
Considering The Steelmen had lost the last eight in a row, this was a very solid performance from the hosts and it was difficult to see how they had got into such dire straits! In a game of few chances, the visitors hit the bar twice and had a goal disallowed for off-side, but the hosts gave as good as they got in a very even game and honours even was definitely the fairest of results.





Saturday 31st December 2016
Uhlsport Hellenic League Division 1 West

Purton 3

Fairford Town 5
Referee:- Alan Overthrow Attendance:- 98
Admission (by collection):- £3.00 Programme:- NONE
This ground was definitely one step (and one division) up from Stokenchurch where I visited on Christmas Eve. There was a railing around the pitch, permanent dug-outs and hard standing down one side – with a steep incline to the pitch offering good viewing! Fairford Town have spent several years in the doldrums since their semi-voluntary demotion to Division 1 West, but now they are on the way back. They brought good support with them and lie, handily, in second place with games in hand. The hosts are sixth in the division, but they threw this game away in an error strewn first half when they conceded four goals. They were far better in the second half, but never good enough to affect the result! Purton usually provide programmes, but there were none today! There was no badge, motif or emblem of the club apparent anywhere around the stadium (or on players kit)!




Saturday 31st December 2016
Uhlsport Hellenic League Premier Division

Royal Wootton Bassett Town 1

Lydney Town 3
Referee:- Liam Beames Attendance:- 95
Admission:- OMGDS£3.00 (£6.00) Programme:- £1.50
This was a first visit to Wootton Basset’s new stadium, The Gerard Buxton Ground, outside of the town itself. It is very functional and a little bleak, but the playing surface is lovely and there is an excellent club house and an even more excellent (is’t possible?) programme.It was a pity the home side were not at the races, but they claimed a sickness bug had decimated their squadrons (they only had two substitutes). Lydney took full advantage and were good value for their victory.







Other matches in December:-

Thursday 1st December Northants Senior Youth League

Jaymann Cup Group A

Bugbrooke St Michaels 1 Desborough Town 4    Attendance:- 33

Thursday 13th December Midland League Premier Division

Loughborough University 1 Westfields 1   Attendance:- 82

Wednesday 14th December FA Youth Cup 3rd Round

Leicester City  3  Leyton Orient  1    Attendance:- 490

Friday 16th December Premier U-23 Development Cup Group

Leicester City  2  Nottingham Forest  2      Attendance:- 101



This season –  Matches:- 140        New Grounds:-  73

TOTAL –          Matches:- 3,586    New Grounds:- 1,301

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November 2016

In honour of my first visit to Larkhall Athletic, and in remembrance of fallen soldiers from The Great War, I re-produce this poem was which part of the official programme for their match against AFC Totton (see below).

The Lark

From Wrath-red dawn to wrath-red dawn

The guns have brayed without abate;

And now the sick sun looks upon

The bleared blood-boltered fields of hate

As if it loathed to rise again

How strange the hush! Yet sudden, hark!

From yon down-trodden gold of grain,

The leaping rapture of a lark



A fusillade of melody

That sprays us from yon trench of sky;

A new amazing enemy

We cannot silence though we try;

A battery on radiant wings,

That from yon gap of golden fleece

Hurls at us hopes of such strange things

As joy and home and love and peace.



Pure heart of song! do you not know

That we are making earth a hell?

Or is it that you try to show

Life still is joy and all is well?

Brave little wings! Ah, not in vain

You beat into that bit of blue;

Lo! we who paint in war’s red rain

Lift shining eyes, see heaven too.

by Robert Service (1874 – 1958)



Wednesday 2nd November 2016
West Midlands (Regional) League
Premier Division

Wellington Amateurs 2  Wolverhampton Casuals 3
Referee:- Jami Howe Attendance:- 57
Admission:- £4.00 Programme:- £1.00
A converted Nissan hut served as a bar and rest room and the players changed in two adapted haulage containers. On one side of the pitch there was a small seated stand for, perhaps, fifty spectators and opposite a covered terraced area towards the left hand goal. The match started late because the visitors had forgotten to bring their playing kit with them. They looked the bigger, stronger side, but The Amateurs made up in skill for their lack of weight. Casuals opened the scoring in the first half and it took The Amateurs until the 71st minute to regain parity. A minute later they were behind again, but once again equalised in the 85th minute, only to subside to a goal in the very last minute of the match!





Saturday 5th November 2016
Abacus Lighting Central Midlands League
Black Dragon North Division

Tideswell United 1 FC Bolsover 3
Referee:- Ibrahim Arsali Attendance:- 31
Admission:- £2.00 Programme:- £1.00
Both of these clubs are new to the league this season, but while FC Bolsover are comprised mainly of the championship winning team from last season at Glapwell (who folded in the summer), Tideswell, whose village is known as ‘The Cathedral of The Peaks’ have risen from The Hope Valley League. They have a neat little ground with cover and seating for around fifty spectators on the far side of the pitch, paved hardstanding around three sides of the ground and a small, but busy clubhouse where various beverages were available with free biscuits! FC Bolsover, who hope to return to the town next season (they are presently playing on a 3G surface inside a cage in Shirebrook), presently sit at the top of the league, whilst Tideswell are mid-table. The result went to form, with the visitors comfortably capturing the victory and the points.







Sunday 6th November 2016
The Emirates FA Cup 1st Round

St Albans City 3 Carlisle United 5
Referee:- Simon Hooper Attendance:- 3,473
Admission:- (seated) £17.00 Programme:- £3.00
This season – Matches:- 102 New Grounds:- 54
It was good to see Clarence Park rocking to the rafters, even if the rain seeped into every frozen pore! Dapper Keith Curle, the Carlisle manager, looked fit enough to play, but even he was stunned when The Saints took a fourth minute lead.Junior Morias scored again just after the hour mark, but this time it was to restore parity at 2-2. Three goals in the next fifteen minutes sealed the fate of tiring St Albans, but, plucky to the last, they had the final laugh with a goal in the 87th minute!









Wednesday 9th november 2016
Almary Green Anglian Combination
1st Division

Mundford 1 Attleborough Town 3
Referee:- Fusheng Qiao Attendance:- 126
Admission:- F.O.C. Programme:- NONE
It may be the ‘season of mists and mellow fruitfulness’, but this evening it was cold, wet and decidedly ‘dank’.This was a local derby between two teams who had been promoted from Division 2 only last season (Mundford taking top spot after Attleborough squandered a ten point advantage!).There were so many floodlights around that it was only by a process of elimination that we arrived at the correct football pitch, all railed off but with no hard standing and a covered terrace which could hold, maybe fifty spectators. I was very impressed with the welcome and the help from club officials, but then, the visitors and their impressive striker, Stevie Wright (who notched two of the goals), deservedly took the victory and the points. Stevie Wright has an older brother who plays for Cheltenham Town (he played in the 1-0 defeat of Bolton Wanderers last night), and an even older brother who was running the line this evening!
Apologies for the quality of the photographs!





Friday 11th November 2016
Abacus Lighting Central Midlands League
Black Dragon South

Southwell City 0 Linby Colliery 4
Referee:- Wayne Brown Attendance:- 42
Admission:- £1 Programme:- £2.00
It is a lovely setting at Southwell, even in the dark. In the shadow of the cathedral and adjoined by a meandering stream with a pleasant and welcoming club house and officials who are only too pleased to help, but you wonder how they qualified for step seven status. The pitch is just that, not even a fence around it (I seem to recall a rope on previous visits), and there is very little hard standing beyond the apron of the clubhouse. Neither of these teams have set the league alight this season, but it was the visitors from eleven miles down the road who were demonstrably the better side and deserved their emphatic victory!




Saturday 12th November 2016
The Buildbase FA Vase 2nd Round

Wolverhampton Casuals   1   Nuneaton Griff   2
Referee:- Jason Roberts Attendance:- 66
Admission:- £5.00 Programme:- £1.00
TWO Sausage ‘baps’ and a cup of tea:- £3.00
This was a first visit and a pleasant afternoon in watery sunshine, a referee particularly small in stature and a couple of very committed Midlands rivals! The Brinsford Stadium is just off the M54, has one small stand with seating for perhaps fifty souls and a motley collection of huts housing changing rooms, bar, tea hut, and boardroom. Griff play in the Midland League Division 1, whilst their rivals grace The WMRL Premier division. It was a close fought contest, but Griff deservedly edged it.






Sunday 13th November 2016
Sky-Bet EFL League One

Peterborough United 1 Bolton Wanderers 0
Referee:- J. Simpson                  Attendance:- 4,780
Admission:- OMGDS £25.00 (£35.00)     Programme:- £3.00
I went with my middle son and grandson for a rare visit to London Road (now sadly dubbed “The ABAX Stadium”) and sadly, endured a pretty poor fare. The Posh deserved the victory if only for the stunning strike by full-back Michael Smith in the 27th minute, but The Trotters should have pulled things round in the second half after an aimless opening session! Good to see umpiring colleague, Danny Crowson, there!



Dad Mike, and son, Freddie at London Road. A spot of hospitality at this match meant a substantial ‘brunch’ was available prior to the early kick-off.



This was young Freddie’s thirty-seventh football match at nine different grounds!

Tuesday 15th November 2016
Integro Northern Premier League Cup 1st Round

Ossett Town 0 Scarborough Athletic 1
Referee:- M. Ashforth            Official Attendance:- 100
Admission:- OMGDS £3.50 (£7.00) Programme:- £2.00
Somehow, John Main and I missed out on the major rush hour traffic (but not the roadworks) and we arrived in Ossett in more than good time for the match! Splendid little ground with cover on three of the four sides and ample seating … but all behind one goal! Both these teams are in contention for promotion this season, but it was the stronger away team who snatched the victory with a goal midway through the first half from substitute Jake Ellam who expertly headed the ball over his own goalkeeper and into the net!






Wednesday 16th November 2016
Emirates FA Cup 1st Round Replay

Brackley Town 4 Gillingham 3 aet.
Referee:- Robert Jones                   Attendance:- 1,654
Admission:- OMGDS £8.00 (£14.00)
Programme:- £2.00
A famous victory for the highest placed non-league team in Northamptonshire. They squandered a two goal lead and re-established it in extra time and when Gillingham reduced the arrears yet again, they held out for deserved victory.I hadn’t been to this particular St James’ Park for eight years and in that time substantial changes had considerably improved the stadium. It was a pity that in a game of such swashbuckling piracy, that there wasn’t more atmosphere – even the home players pleaded for more support! Only 93 supporters from Kent …. but they had their own police protection!









Friday 18th November 2016
Suffolk FA Senior Cup 3rd Round

Framlingham Town 0 Woodbridge Town 2
Referee:- Bradley Mingay          Official Attendance:- 158
Admission:- £4.00                      Programme:- £1.00
A long drive into deepest darkest Suffolk and a surprisingly pleasant reception at a club that is enjoying its first season in The Thurlow-Nunn Eastern Counties League. They were promoted from the Ipswich & Suffolk League where they finished fifth in the top division last season. The ground is a work in progress. There is a good stand with seats for around sixty or seventy spectators and new turnstiles and hard standing have been installed. There remains the fencing around the ground and behind the stand. However, I applaud the ambition of this small club who boasted an impressive attendance this evening! In three meetings this season, this was the first victory for Woodbridge, who, earlier in the season suffered a home defeat in the league to this evening’s hosts. Good to see Daniel BT Turner there, celebrating his one hundredth ground!!!!






Saturday 19th November 2016
Ryman Isthmian League Division 1 South

Herne Bay 1 Walton Casuals 1
Referee:- John Pike                             Attendance:- 192
Admission:- OMGDS£5.00 (£9.00) programme:- £2.00
It might have been 2,675 miles to The North Pole, but to Chris and John and me it felt a mighty lot closer! The Altira Park Stadium is a neat, yet quaint arena with cover on all four sides and a club house and shop down the near side. Team sheets were posted and the tea shop did brisk business. Neither of these two teams are pulling up trees in Division 1 South of The Isthmian League, but the hosts were on a five game winning streak. The game had nil-nil written all over it until goals were exchanged over a four minute period midway through the second half. Thereafter – as before – you could not have drawn the proverbial cigarette paper between the two sides!











Chris Berezai and John Main

Wednesday 23rd November 2016
Evo-Stik Southern League
Division 1 South & West

Larkhall Athletic 0 AFC Totton 0
Referee:- Rob Cockle                          Attendance:- 95
Admission:- OMGDS £5.00 (£8.00)     Programme:- £1.50
‘Plain Ham’ is the unusual name for Larkhall’s stadium and a dark November evening hardly did it justice. It lies high on a hill like a table mountain and there is a steep drop to pitch side from one side. There is cover on three sides of the pitch although behind the far goal, the stand is so tiny, it rivals the one at Esh Winning as the smallest in the country! Tonight’s visitors were smarting from a first defeat under new management. They presently lie third from bottom of the table whilst The Larks are happily ensconced at the half-way mark. This was a dour encounter. The visiting team had clearly been set up not to lose and there was precious little that The Larks could do about it. Very enjoyable visit with John Main and a very friendly reception!








Saturday 26th November 2016
Nottinghamshire Senior League Premier Division

Bilborough Town   3    Aston United   2
Referee:- Derek Spray Attendance:- 14
Admission:- £2.00 Programme:- £0.50
The Harvey Hadden Athletic Stadium is the present home to recently formed Bilborough Town. In the past, Graeme said that he’d watched Rugby League matches at the ground and certainly there was plenty of evidence of Nottingham Athletics Club activity. Entrance to this vast arena was via a narrow passage with a turnstile at midpoint. Good to see Brian Buck there amongst the healthy gathering of hoppers who made up almost half of the attendance. It was not the most fluent of matches. The grass was too long and the match was strewn with errors, but top of the table Bilborough eventually triumphed, although Aston United were somewhat unlucky not to come away with a draw.







Tuesday 29th November 2016
Evo-Stik Southern League
Division 1 South & West

Mangotsfield United P   Hereford P
Referee:- Scott Jackson Programme:- £2.00
John Main and I had enjoyed a good morning at Aston Villa’s Bodymoor Heath Training Ground for an U-18 fixture against Arsenal and reached Mangotsfield in very good time, paid £2 for the car park (!!!) and another £2 for a programme and fortified by a pie and a drink we waited in the clubhouse outside the ground. Dozens of Hereford fans arrived and started to drink the club house dry and then Will Cheshire showed us a tweet on the Hereford Twitter account: “Match OFF”. No announcement from the club, but apparently, the referee had deemed one goalmouth to be frozen and unplayable. We rang Shortwood United but that match was also off and a major accident on The M5 meant that we couldn’t get to Portishead Town, which, perversely, was ON!15230763_1312161372159341_5485861561976911473_n

Tuesday 29th November 2016

Barclays U-18 Professional Development League

Aston Villa   1   Arsenal   1

Admission:- F.O.C.          Attendance:- 89

There were no programmes, entrance was free of charge, plenty of car parking and a pretty good crowd. Aston Villa looked a well drilled side – especially in defence. They scored a first half goal and then hung on until the first minute of added time at the end of the match when increasing Arsenal pressure led to the equaliser.


Pictures of Bodymoor Heath (above), courtesy of John Main




After a round trip (including the match at Bodymoor Heath) of a little over 450 miles in one day, we still have to re-visit Cossham Street, Mangotsfield!

Other Matches in November 2016

Tuesday 1st November

Chromasport & Trophies United Counties League Premier Division

Kirby Muxloe   4   Oadby Town   0          Attendance:- 80

Thursday 3rd November 2016

Northants Senior Youth League Cup 1st Round

Rushden & Higham United 3  Wellingborough Whitworth 1 Attendance:- 55

Monday 7th November 2016

Northants Senior Youth League East Division

Rothwell Corinthians  1  Kettering FC  1              Attendance:- 56

Tuesday 8th November 2016

Midland League Premier Division

Loughborough University 1 Coventry United 3  

Attendance:- 95

Friday 18th November 2016

Barclays U-23 Premier League 2

Leicester City 5  Derby County  0                       Attendance:- 126

Tuesday 22nd November 2016

European Champions League Group G

Leicester City  2  FC Brugge  1                         Attendance:- 31,443

Monday 28th November 2016

Evo-Stik Southern League Premier Division

Hitchin Town  3  Hayes & Yeading  0            Attendance:- 285




This season – Matches:- 118          New Grounds:-  63

TOTAL –         Matches:- 3,561      Grounds:- 1,291

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October 2016


The Assyrian came down like a wolf on the fold

And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold

And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea

When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee

(From “The Destruction of Sennacherib” by Lord Byron 1815)


Monday 3rd October 2016
Evo-Stik Southern League Challenge Cup 1st Round

Cambridge City 1

Tunde Adewunmi 83,

Histon 1

Cameron Watson 28,

Referee:- Christopher Reeson                             Attendance:- 145
No extra time was played
Histon won 4-1 on penalties
Cambridge are still playing at St Ives’ Westwood Road ground and look likely to be there next season, too. A little old lady in the High Court is holding up planning permission for their new stadium out at Sawston. Both City and Histon have started this season nervously and both sit in the lower reaches of The Southern League Premier Division. Histon made all the running in the first half but could only stamp one goal on their undoubted authority. In the second half, they conceded late on, the game went straight to penalties and Cambridge missed all of their first three – and with that went the match!





 Wednesday 5th October 2016
Evo-Stik Northern Premier League Premier Division

Corby Town 1 Stourbridge 2
Referee:- Steven Abbott (Sutton-in-Ashfield)
Attendance:- 462 Admission:- OMGDS £8 (£12)
Programme:- £2.50 Hotdog:- £2.20
Son, Michael and grandson, Freddie (aged six), came with me to Steel Park for this lacklustre performance by the hosts. The healthy attendance did little to inspire the players on the pitch and with no score at half-time, the game was in danger of descending into a yawn. Immediately after the break, The Steelmen took the lead with an exquisitely taken free-kick on the edge of the area (see photo below). Stourbridge, who had looked the more composed throughout, struck back with two goals in three minutes just after the hour mark and deservedly took the spoils.




Corby Town’s goal at tonight’s game!


Dad and son – Mike and Freddie at Corby Town

Tuesday 11th October 2016
Chromasport & Trophies United Counties
League Cup 1st Round

Cogenhoe 2 Oakham United 1
Referee:- Joshua Crofts Attendance:- 35
Admission:- £6.00 Programme:- £1.00
It was a cold night on the far side of Northampton for this League Cup tie which pitted Premier against First Division opposition. In an entertainingly cagey encounter, Cogenhoe (pronounced “Cook-no” – hence the nickname “The Cooks”), found themselves deservedly adrift shortly after half-time as Oakham bossed the match. However, two late goals saw them saw them safely into the next round in front of a disappointingly small gathering.




Saturday 15th October 2016
Ryman Isthmian League Division 1 North

Tilbury 1 Bowers & Pitsea 1
Referee:- R. Head Attendance:- 91
Admission:- OMGDS £6 (£9) programme:– Incl.
Tilbury is deep in London’s dockland and the cranes silently rear over the stadium like some giant Martian spaceships. The ground is neat and quirky with a couple of interesting seated stands. As for the game, it was a local derby between two sides with aspirations on promotion, but, sadly, all the action was packed into the first twelve minutes. Thereafter an attritional war of possession was fought until both sides had slogged to a standstill. A point apiece was a fair return, but it wasn’t pretty.




John Main and Chris Berezai at Tilbury


Monday 17th October 2016
Evo-Stik Southern League Premier division

Hitchin Town 1 Cambridge City 0
Referee:- D. Skinner Attendance:- 294
Admission:- OMGDS £6 (£10) Programme:- £2
“The moon was a ghostly galleon, tossed upon stormy seas”, well, not really, it was quite a mild night, but I couldn’t resist the quote from “The Highway Man” by Alfred Noyes! Anyway, these two sides from opposite ends of the table pawed each other like toothless tigers for ninety minutes and then, in the fourth minute of added time, the hosts scored to the delight of the home support, but to the consternation of the away team, who surely deserved a point from the contest, but were denied at the death!



Wednesday 19th october 2016
Hallmark Securities North-West Counties League
1st Division

Eccleshall 0 Whitchurch Alport 5
Referee:- Mr R. Goodwin-Davey Attendance:- 83
Admission:- OMGDS £3 (£5) Programme:- £1
“The Assyrian came down like a wolf on the fold, and his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold”, except that these cohorts were in red as Alport, second in the table, relentlessly battered the home defence. It was nothing less than a miracle that the hosts, second from bottom in the table, lasted for thirty five minutes before the first goal went in. Excellent keeping from the home custodian and the frame of the goal kept the score down to reasonable proportions, but the gulf between the sides was seismic. Lovely little ground in the middle of nowhere and friendly and helpful officials. John Main and I enjoyed our visit!





 Saturday 22nd October 2016
Barclays Premiership

Liverpool 2 West Bromwich Albion 1
Referee:- Neil Swarbrick Attendance:- 53,218
My grandson, Freddie’s, first awesome visit to Anfield. Is it really thirty years since I took his dad for a first visit to Anfied? It seems hard to believe (26th April 1986 Liverpool 5 Birmingham City 0 att.:- 42,021). I think he enjoyed his day – despite the appalling traffic congestion in both directions! He was home just before midnight!



Freddie Arthur McGeown on his first visit to Anfield


Dad, Michael and Freddie outside Anfield



 Wednesday 26th October 2016
EFL Cup 4th Round

West Ham United 2 Chelsea 1
Referee:- Craig Pawson Attendance:- 45,957
Admission:- £30.00 Programme:- £3.50
Not a game I would normally attend, but needs must in order to keep my membership of the ’92 Club’. Crowded and overpriced. Good luck to them, I shan’t need to visit again.
Quite a good match, though, as large numbers of reserves battled it out with each other. West Ham had a 2-0 lead shortly after half-time, but Chelsea, reinforced by Eden Hazard and Diego Costa began to look threatening, but all they could manage was an added time consolation.




 Sunday 30th October 2016
Mayo League – Superleague Division

Castlebar Celtic 4 Iorris Aonthaithe 2
Referee:- Martin Regan Attendance:- 56
Admission:- €5.00 Programme:- NONE
This was my third visit to a Mayo League match and Celtic Park is by far the best stadium that I have seen in this league (although, I was told that Westport played their first match in a brand new and expensive stadium last weekend!). I was made to feel very welcome with cups of tea and doughnuts and team sheets were available (this season, the league have increased the number of players who can be substituted from three to five). As far as the hosts were concerned, this was the last match of the league season and mattered little, except in terms of pride. For the visitors, relegation loomed. This was a match that they had to win. Level on points with Ballyheane, one of those two teams would be relegated. The visitors opened as if their lives depended upon the outcome.They scored first, in the ninth minute and when that goal was equalised two minutes later, they retook the lead within a minute and held on for twenty more minutes. The hosts gradually began to take control in a frenetic match played at a good pace. They equalised in the twenty-fifth minute and took the lead on the half-hour mark and never looked like relinquishing their control, scoring a final knock-out goal in the 89th minute. Ballyheane, meanwhile, won their match and it was curtains for Erris (the English version of their name is Erris United).The weather was fine and I had a thoroughly enjoyable visit and I’m already looking forward to my next trip to Mayo!



Other matches in October:-

Saturday 1st October 2016

Bedfordshire League Division 1

Henlow 3 Ickleford 3        Attendance:- 128

Bedfordshire League Division 11

Kempston Hammers  2  Wixams  0     Attendance:- 93

Bedfordshire League Division 111

Wootton Village  2  White Eagles  2   Attendance:- 131

Tuesday 4th October 2016

Chromasport & Trophies United Counties League Premier Division

Desborough Town  3  Kirby Muxloe  2      Attendance:- 80

Friday 7th October 2016

Western League Division 1

Bishop Sutton  0  Keynsham Town  1   Attendance:- 247

Saturday 8th October 2016

Western League Division 1

Cheddar  2  Portishead Town 1  Attendance:- 222

Western League Premier Division

Wells City  2  Cadbury Heath  5  Attendance:- 219

Western League Division 1

Westbury United 0 Malmesbury Victoria 1    Attendance:- 233

Western League Division 1

Calne Town  3  Corsham Town  2    Attendance:- 257

Sunday 9th October 2016

Western League Division 1

Chard Town 2 Bishops Lydeard  3    Attendance:- 240

Western League Premier Division

Street  4  Chipping Sodbury Town  2  Attendance:- 291

Monday 10th October 2016

Northants Senior Youth League East

Desborough Town  8  Corby Town  1    Attendance:- 47

Wednesday 12th October 2016

Perpetua Press Hellenic Floodlit Cup 2nd Round

Hook Norton  3  Clanfield 85  2 aet   Attendance:- 36

Tuesday 18th October 2016

European Champions League Group G

Leicester City  1  FC Copenhagen  0  Attendance:- 31,037

Thursday 20th October 2016

FA Youth Cup 3rd Qualifying Round

Ely City 1  Bedworth United  2   Attendance:- 151

Monday 24th October 2016

Northants Senior Youth League East

Desborough Town  6  S&L Corby  3   Attendance:- 48

Tuesday 25th October 2016

Evo-Stik Southern League Division 1 South & West

Swindon Supermarine 0 Hereford 3   Attendance:- 823

Friday 28th October 2016

League of Ireland Premier Division

Dundalk 4 Galway United 1  Attendance:- 3,641

Saturday 29th October 2016

Danske Banke Irish Premiership

Cliftonville  3  Glenavon  0    Attendance:-  c1,000

Monday 31st October

Northants Senior Youth League Cup 1st Round

Desborough Town 4 ON Chenecks  1  Attendance:- 45

This season:-

Matches:- 97        New Grounds:- 52


Matches:-  3,543      New Grounds:- 1,280

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Welsh Hop 2016

Lined up then in such formations

Careless of life’s complications

Deaf to birdsong, blind to flowers

Prepared to chase the ball for hours,


A swarm of boys who heart and soul

Must make a beeline for the goal.

A kind of ordered anarchy

(There was, of course, no referee).


They ran and shouted, ran and shot

(At passing they were not so hot)

Pulled a sock up, rolled a sleeve

And scored more goals than you’d believe.


From “The Match (c. 1950)” by Allan Ahlberg (1937 – )




Friday 26th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Premier Division  k.o.:- 6.30pm

Sully Sports     2

Alex Long 23,

Joe Briscombe 75 (pen)

Canton Liberal   4

Andre Phillips  9, 27, 63

Christopher Quick  40,

Referee:- Graham Evans        Attendance:- 281

Admission £3.00   Programme:- £1.00


Sully Sports with a fine view of the sea behind the ground on a balmy Friday evening was as good a place as any to start proceedings for The Annual Welsh Hop, which this year was making inroads into The South Wales Alliance.


Sully Sports have had an impressive start to the season, but they were surprised by the determination of the opposition who raced into a 3-1 advantage by the interval. A goal apiece was shared in the second half and Liberal were good value for their victory.


There was a small covered terrace along one side, but, otherwise, spectators stood out in the open. It would be interesting to see a match in mid-January with a gale blowing off the sea! Friendly club with specially imported pizza the speciality option! Excellent pint of beer in the adjacent club house!


Saturday 27th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Premier Division k.o.:- 10.30am

Llantwit Fardre   6

Laith Jawad 7,

Johnny Miller 16, 47, 80

Mike Griffiths 22,

Karim Jawad  59,

Bettws   0

Referee:- Michael Ford    Attendance:- 190

Admission:- £3.00    Programme:-  £1.00


The early morning match on day two was a visit to the eccentrically named Llantwit Fardre (although I suspect that many Welsh names sound eccentric to The English Invaders!).


This match produced the lowest crowd of the hop and it is hard to  understand why. The welcome was warm, the match was one-sided, but nonetheless entertaining and the ground was quaint and atmospheric.


Each of the Jawad brothers (Karim and Laith) were among the scorers for the home side and, besides their goals, they were influential in the host’s emphatic victory.



On the edge of the ground this strangely endowed structure was in fact a public toilet block enhanced by the home team’s graffiti artist!

Saturday 27th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Division II k.o.:- 1.15pm

Aberfan SDC     4

Aarron Caffell 26, 62, 77,

Ben Madgwick 48 (pen)

Fochriw             1

Richard Brannan 29,

Referee:- M. Bougher       Attendance:- 220

Admission:- £3.00         Programme:- £1.00


This was one place where I would have preferred to spend more time. We alighted a scant half hour before kick-off and any chance of visiting the village memorials was lost. Fifty years ago over one hundred children and their teachers perished when a mountain of coal waste slid into their school shortly after the start of the day. A nation mourned and the village is even now drowned in memories and memorials. The only memorial we were able to see was the children’s graveyard in the distance on the hill (see below).


The game was played on an open field, but was nonetheless an entertaining encounter, with the hosts who were even at the interval, dominating proceedings in the second half and securing a deserved victory.


The graveyard in the mountain side where children and staff from The Aberfan Disaster are buried.



Saturday 27th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Premier Division k.o.:- 4.00pm

Penydarren BC    3

Jack Cole 4,

Josh Brogden 41,

Alex Lloyd 73,

Ton & Gelli BC    4

Rhys Mullins 59 (og)

Kurt Hodges 61, 87,

Steve Evans 79,

Referee:- Mark Boucher     Attendance:- 285

Admission:- £3.00         Programme£1.00


It must have been a bitter pill to swallow, leading by two goals, dragged back to 2-2, but again to take the lead, only for two late goals by the visitors to whisk victory from the jaws of defeat!



This was the feature of this game, a specially produced brew for the visit of the hoppers (many of whom are connoisseurs of a fine pint of ale). I didn’t want to bring an empty bottle home, but I couldn’t resist a picture!


It was a pretty impressive ground with covered seating adjacent to the club-house down one side of the pitch.


Saturday 27th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Premier Division  k.o.:- 6.30pm

Pontlottyn      1

Leon Jeffrey 80,

Merthyr Saints    5

Luke Jones 18, 

Matthew Jones  28,

Craig James 38, 75,

Ian Cleary 86,

Referee:- Mark Boucher      Attendance:- 246

Admission £3.00       Programme:- £1.00


Poor old Pontlottyn, dreaming of former glories, but even the impressive floodlights did not work and their ground is council owned. It was a shame, really as there was evidence all round the ground of former glories, but much of the spectator viewing area is overgrown and cramped. Even the toilet facilities were lit by torches! Pontlottyn have slipped down the greasy totem pole of the Welsh pyramid and this evening, they were outclassed by a slick visiting team who were well worth their four goal victory. Having said all that, the welcome was warm at the hilltop ground and I wouldn’t have missed it for the world. It had an eccentric charm all of its own!


Sunday 28th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Division II  k.o.:- 11.30am

Garw SBGC   7

Jason James 7, 14, 38, 49,

Arron Jeffries 46

Ryan Hughes 59,

Lewis Davies 89,

Trebanog    2

Dean Lewis  20,

Ieuan Gowan 30,

Referee:- Harry Hendrix    Attendance:- 257

Admission :- £3.00     Programme:- £1.00


The view on a misty morning from the car park at Treforest where we were staying in student accommodation at The University of South Wales.


Wow! This was an interesting arena. It was cut away from the hillside and formed a flat area alongside the old railway line and beyond that, the river. The club offices and a minute stand, which seated perhaps thirty or forty spectators, were perched on top of the hill overlooking the ground and away to the left in the far corner was a single seat stand for the club’s ball recovery officer, who also had a long pole with a hop to help him capture the recalcitrant sphere!


Spectating was also possible



Ian Royer



Chris Berezai



A picture purporting to show the football ground as it was in 1950

Sunday 28th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Division II   k.o.:- 2.30pm

Cefn Cribwr       1

Gavin Rodgers 65 (og)

Penrhiwfer       2

James Trembath 41,

Keiran Tann 85,

Referee:- Jamie Dobbins    Attendance:- 293

Admission:- £3.00       Programme:- £1.00


This was mainly the preserve of the rugby club and I’d had two pints before I realised that I was in the rugby club bar!


Stuck far away at the end of the park was Cefn Cribwr’s football pitch. It was nothing much to look at but the locals had done us proud with curry and cakes!



The visitors were always in the ascendancy and a goal in each half gave them a well deserved victory, sandwiching a home equaliser!



Sunday 27th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Division I  k.o.:- 6.00pm

Cornelly United         2

Matthew Davies 19,

Jake Roche 80,

Porthcawl Town Athletic     1

Andrew Fisher 11,

Referee:- Kim Fisher   Attendance:-  351

Admission:- £3.00     Programme:-  £1.00


The rain eventually relented and left us with a watery sun kissed evening. These two local rivals had staunch (and noisy) bands of supporters and even the odd smoke bomb was seen to go off!



The only cover on the ground was this  covered terrace mid-way down the far side of the ground. The half time score of 1-1 seemed a fair reflection of the match and it seemed deemed to end that way until an explosive 80th minute strike by the home side sealed the points in a narrow victory.


Monday 29th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Division II  k.o.:- 11.00am

Cardiff Hibernian    2

Shaquile Harris-Reffel  4,

Lloyd Inyang  52 

Cardiff Airport     4

Liam Davies 1,

Jermaine Martin 25, 66,

Michael 78,

Referee:- Clive Layne     Attendance:- 261

Admission £3.00     Programme:- £1.00


On a blazing hot Bank Holiday Monday morning, these two teams served up a goal fest, but the hosts will not be happy with conceding four goals on their own patch against local rivals!



Lords of Misrule, Groundhop UK organisers, Laurence Reade and Chris Berezai are counting the crowd!






Les Bull with his ‘chair’!

Monday 29th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Premier Division

Grange Albion      3

Liam Beattie 25,

James Cotterill,

Jacob Daly 42,

Cardiff Corinthian   0

Referee:- Wayne Tregonning   Attendance:- 225

Admission £3.00         Programme:- £1.00


Just over the road from Cardiff City’s new stadium, the careworn but oddly nostalgic home of Grange Albion was tucked in beside a ‘bus depot.



You can see The Cardiff City Stadium in the above picture, dwarfing the buss depot next to Grange Albion’s ground!


In a fairly lacklustre match, a severely depleted Corinthians side, newly relegated from The Welsh League, conceded three first half goals and then shut up shop and the hosts had to be content with that!


Monday 29th August 2016

South Wales Alliance Division I

Cadoxton Barry     5

Rhodri Morgan  5, 77,

Ross Weekley  8,

Jake Oaten 15

James Dawson 31,

Cogan Coronation    3

Luke Walsh  32 (og)

Carl Fitzgerald  44,

Jamie Harris 78,

Referee:- Peter Small        Attendance:- 301

Admission:-  £3.00      Programme:-  £1.00


The wooden footbridge across the stream to Cadoxton Barry’s ground.





It looked likely to be a rout as the hosts ran in four unanswered goals in the opening half hour. By half-time, however, the visitors had pulled two goals back. The only second half strikes came, one from each side to complete an entertaining and high scoring match.


And then, we all went home!

It was a brilliant weekend from start to finish and one that the weather did comparatively minor damage to! The games went off like clockwork and the hosts were friendly and warmly welcoming. Most of all, though, I would like to extend heartfelt gratitude to Chris Berezai from Groundhop UK (and Laurence) who worked tirelessly to ensure a smoothly functioning ‘hop’ with a high enjoyment factor.

Here’s to the next one!!!

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United Counties and Peterborough 2016

Each team would somehow pick itself

No boys were left upon the shelf

No substitution sulks or shame

If you showed up you got a game.


Not 2-3-5 or 4-2-4

But 2-8-12 or even more

Six centre forwards, five right wings

Was just the normal run of things.


by Allan Ahlberg (1937 – )




Friday 29th July 2016

Chromasport & trophies United Counties League

Division 1 (k.o.:- 7.45pm)

Long Buckby     4

Manni Salumu 40,

Ed Kostiuk 60, 70,

Dale Linton 73,

Whittlesey Athletic   1

Joe Butterworth 77,

Referee:- Bruce Stevens       Attendance:- 201

Admission £6.00        Programme:- £1


A bright Friday evening and a long coach trip from Peterborough to Long Buckby, one of five football grounds visible from the train as it travels from Northampton to Birmingham (the others being:- Northampton Spencer, Rugby Town, Coventry City and Birmingham City). Usually, at Long Buckby, refreshments are at a premium. In fact, there is usually only tea/coffee available inside the ground, but this evening, there was a very varied menu and even bottles of real ale inside the ground.


Whittlesey Athletic are newcomers to the league and rumour has it that their floodlights have yet to be erected (end of September, someone said!). They started off brightly, but fell behind just before half-time. A further three goals came in the second half before they managed a consolation response, but they were well beaten at the end!


The houses in the photograph above, weren’t built when I last visited Long Buckby in 2012.


Saturday 30th July 2016

Chromasport & Trophies Peterborough & District League

Premier Division  (k.o.:- 10.30am)

Crowland Town     2

Conna Hunt 2,

Robbie Ellis 29,

AFC Stanground    7

Trey West 52, 61,

Jay Mahony 59,

Josh Staggs 84, 87,

Dwayne Rankin 85,

Travis Brown 88,

Referee:- Andy Murray          Attendance:- 240

Admission £4.00         Programme:- £1.00

The Abbey dominates the landscape – and the ground – and in the middle of town there is a three-legged bridge but nothing to cross! Henry VIII destroyed the abbey which must have been an imposing sight when the mists drifted apart to reveal its stature!



This is real Hereward-The-Wake country and Stanground certainly made a smash and grab raid today! 0-2 down at half-time, they stormed back to win this Premier Division match handsomely, scoring seven second half unanswered goals.





Saturday 30th July 2016

Chromasport & trophies Peterborough & District League

Division III (k.o.:- 1.30pm)

Eye United      3

Nathan Law 28,

Jacob Joyce 80, 90,

FC Peterborough   0

Referee:- Martin Reed                   Attendance:- 196

Admission:- £4.00                Programme:- £1.00





Saturday 30th July 2016

Chromasport & Trophies Peterborough & District League

Premier Division  (4.30pm)

Thorney    3

Luke Gallagher 69,

Yanek Ladziak 77,

Sam Raynor 85,

Leverington Sports   4

Joe Reed 19,

Mariuz Kudaba 53, 62, 87,

Referee:- James Truman            Attendance:- 203

Admission:- £4.00             Programme:- £1.00



I’d visited Thorney before, but the scheduled match was played elsewhere! Today, the pitch looked as if it had been mown, but that somebody forgot to collect the grass cuttings!


Thorney were three goals down after an hour and then,  with great tenacity pulled themselves level with but five minutes remaining. Sdaly it was the visitors who made better use of the remaining five minutes and scored an 87th minute winner. A draw would have been a fairer result!




Saturday 30th July 2016

Chromasport & Trophies United Counties League

Division 1 (K.o.:- 7.45pm)

Rushden & Higham United   2

Aaaron Cormack 21,

Jed Ainge 23

Oakham United   7

Michael Nelson 6, 61, 90,

Ollie Brown (go) 14,

Brockbank 22, 43,

Ben Lord (go) 53

Referee:- Gary Capps             Attendance:- 214

Admission:- £6.00           Programme:- £2.00

Amazingly, we had a second 2-7 result of the day and this one was equally emphatic.





It was a pity that he old stand was still, apparently, unsafe. I remember sitting in that stand when Corby Town were the visitors for a Southern League fixture in October 1986.



Sunday 31st July 2016

Chromasport & Trophies United Counties League

Division 1  (k.o.:- 10.30am)

Bugbrooke St Michaels           2

Nathan Stewart 53,

Rebus Richard-Noel 86

Bourne Town        1

Zac Munton  39,

Referee:- Chris Sheppard         Attendance:- 241

Admission:- £4.00           Programme:- £1.00













Sunday 31st July 2016

Chromasport & Trophies Peterborough & District League

Premier Division (k.o.:- 2.00pm)

Sawtry   0

Stilton United    2

Kwail West 77,

Simon Denning 81,

Referee:- Paul Gale        Attendance:- 534

Admission:- £4.00       Programme:- £1.00


Inventive Sawtry had arranged a carnival for their fixture. They even had a 40s style cafe with cake and tea. There were a dozen stalls around the far perimeter, raffles and bouncy castles to entertain the youngsters. It was a pity that their players were not able to perform to expectations!


Margaret and Cliff enjoying an ice cream and the carnival atmosphere at Sawtry. The home town club certainly made the most of their opportunity and were rewarded handsomely for their endeavours. Sadly, on the field of play, a lacklustre performance saw them lose disappointingly to local rivals, Stilton United.





Sunday 31st July 2016

Chromasport & Trophies Peterborough & District League

Division 1  (k.o.:- 5.30pm)

Wittering Harriers     5

Scott Bryant 1,

Ash Middleton 26,

Ross Lockwood 36,

Sam Cayley 61,

Grant Tippett 90+2

Long Sutton United     2

William Oliver  3,

Matty Cawthorn 64,

Referee:- Andy Bates (Stamford)      Attendance:- 250

Admission £4.00



No doubt a Harrier Squadron was once stationed here!


Securing the goal-nets prior to kick-off.


The home side were far to good for their Fenland rivals!


It was a good “hop” and the amazing part about it was the number of goals we saw. Was it a record? Somebody will know! Many thanks to Chris and Groundhop UK for choreographing such a glorious goal-fest.


Until next time?

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April 2016

Picture this, you’re gazing down

Upon that smoky factory town.

Weaves of streets spread out, converge

And from the houses boys emerge.


Specks of Boys, a broad selection

Heading off in one direction

Pulled by some magnetic itch

Up to the park, onto the pitch.


Boys in boots and boys in wellies

Skinny boys and boys with bellies

Tiny boys with untied laces

Brainy boys with violin cases.


The match was played to certain rules

By boys from certain streets and schools

Who since their babyhood had known

Which patch of earth to call their own.




Saturday 2nd April 2016
Evo-Stik Southern League
Division 1 South & West

Taunton Town 3

Lewis Powell 11,

Craig Veal 46,77,

Bishop Cleeve 0
Referee:_ Andrew Turner (Exeter)               Attendance:- 373
Admission:- £8.00                                           Programme:- £2.00
Taunton is probably better known as the home of Somerset County Cricket Club. We didn’t see any sign of it today as John Main guided us into the ground after negotiating a long and sometimes difficult journey from Leicester in his comfortable chariot. The peacocks are flying high this year, however, and challenging strongly for a place at the Southern League’s top table. Their neat little ground was well appointed and bathed in sunshine and it was a pity that the game itself was unremarkable as the hosts dismantled a rather inept Bishops Cleeve side for a fairly comfortable 3-0 victory. A very enjoyable visit, nonetheless
This season – Matches:- 202 New grounds:- 107








Monday 4th April 2016
North West Counties League
Premier Division

Congleton Town  3

Richard Bailey 63,

Michael Koral 77, 90,

Alsager Town 0
Referee:- Thomas Parsons                   Attendance:- 203
Admission:- OMGDS: £3.00 (£6)      Programme:- £1.00
For the second time this season Jack Warner and I found ourselves at Ball Haye Green of The Staffs County League on a beautiful evening – pitch in perfect condition, but match off and no reason given. We just about had time to scoot the ten miles or so down to Congleton and The Bears neat stadium at Booth Lane for a little local banter with neighbours, Alsager Town. The stadium is hidden in a housing estate fairly close to the centre of town. It is well maintained with cover on all four sides and a seated stand for around 200 spectators. This evening, all the first half pressure came from their lowly visitors, playing down the slope, but there was no score at half-time. Three goals in the second half deservedly won the match for The Bears and maybe, next time we are at Ball Haye Green, they will actually play the match! Enjoyed Congleton, though!







Tuesday 5th April 2016
Northants Combination Premier Division

Blisworth 8

Steven Healey 8,

Dale Lewis 28, 29,

Joshua Dawson 46, 53, 56, 57,

Joseph Hanley 77,

Milton 0

Referee:- Trevor Martin Attendance:- 43
Admission:- F.O.C. Programme:- NONE
They’ve moved the pitch at Blisworth and built a club house. It looks a different place from the leafy glade I visited thirty years ago. There was bottled “Lancaster Bomber” in the bar and it was good to meet up with Graeme Askham again. Blisworth are top of the league, beaten only once this season, whilst Milton from down the road are firmly ensconced in mid-table. This was a fine victory for the hosts, but they were helped by circumstance which forced the visitors to play their goalkeeper in outfield and put an injured player in goal! It was 3-0 at the break, but four goals from striker Joshua Davison in ten minutes immediately after the break, killed the game off with a final strike coming three minutes from time!









Wednesday 6th April 2016
Uhlsport Hellenic League
Division 1 East

Bicester Town 2

Jordan Weaver 16,

Daniel Bone 54,

Chalfont Wasps 0
Referee:- Thomas Blanch                    Attendance:- 50 (h/c)
Admission:- £6.00                               Programme:- included
Bicester are back in The Hellenic League after a four year absence, but they are playing their home games at Ardley United. They are fighting to regain possession of their former ground in the town which is the subject of a tug of war between the club and The Bicester Village project (Shops for designer labels). The town council appear sympathetic, but there is no sign of movement yet! Meanwhile, they top Division 1 East and look on course for promotion to the Premier Division. A goal in each half led to a regulation victory against lowly Wasps.










Thursday 7th April 2016
Northants Combination
Duston Garages Premier Division

Kettering Nomads 3

Shaun Morris 48,

Sam Johnson 51, 53,

Earls Barton United 0
Referee:- Trevor Martin                                Attendance:- 14
Having avoided the blandishments of Kettering Town (they beat Dunstable 3-1 this evening), I drove a little further down the road to Isham, where I have both played and umpired cricket and where Kettering Nomads play their home fixtures. It was an evening of sunshine and showers and in the first half, the match was decidedly tedious, without a single shot on goal! The thin crowd were rewarded for their patience with three goals in the first ten minutes of the second half, all to the hosts who culled the points and the victory, but should have scored several more!






Friday 8th April 2016
Thurlow-Nunn Eastern Counties League
Division 1

Haverhill Borough 0

Halstead Town 1

Daniel Cripps 17,
Referee:- George Byrne                          Attendance:- 121
Admission:- OMGDS £3.00 (£5)         Programme:- £1.00
Haverhill Borough are the junior partners at The New Croft, sharing the ground with Haverhill Rovers, but they soon hope to be moving out – maybe as soon as the beginning of next season – into a brand spanking new stadium with a 3G pitch adjacent to the present arena. This evening, they were pretty woeful and lost for the second time this week, at home by 0-1. Halstead still have designs on promotion, but it may be beyond them, this season. Good to meet up with Daniel Turner from Braintree, an enthusiastic young ‘hopper’!










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Saturday 9th April 2016
Molten Spartan South Midlands League
Division 2

Pitstone & Ivinghoe 2

George Armstrong 26,

Harry Elliott 74,

Grendon Rangers 2

Matt Ginger 40 (pen), 77,
Referee:- Mike Chisholm                                           Attendance:- 34
Graeme and I let the train take the strain from Rugby down to Tring. We hadn’t realised that Pitstone & Ivinghoe are moving at the end of the season to a new ground almost opposite across the road, so, no doubt, we will have to return next season! There was little on offer in the way of stadium furniture, but there was shelter under the wall of the Memorial Hall from the elements, and thankful we were for that! The hosts should have run away with this, but they twice let a lead slip and despite enjoying most of the possession, were denied by a spirited and determined Rangers, who probably just about deserved their point!


Monday 11th April 2016
Pete’s Patisserie Sheffield County Senior League
Division 1

Silkstone United 0

Wombwell Main 6 (six)

Ryan Hallsworth 11, 45+2,

Daniel Frost 14,

Marc Schofield 36, 78,

Luke Whitfield 39,
Referee:- Paul Jackson                              Attendance:- 22
This combined football and cricket arena has the cricket clubhouse and playing area on the upper level and behind it and around ten metres lower, is the football pitch. The match was scheduled to commence at 6.00pm, but the referee allowed some degree of lassitude and the game commenced about ten minutes late. The home side goalkeeper did not cover himself in glory, allowing two goals in the first fifteen minutes – one at long range went straight through his legs! The visitors had total control, and as so often happens, they took their foot off the pedal in the second half having established a 5-0 interval lead! Very pleasant and helpful members of both teams made sure that we had the teams and changes. Good to get to another game with Graeme Askham!


Tuesday 13th April 2016
Evo-Stik Southern League Premier Division

Stratford Town 0

Poole Town 1

Luke Burbidge 19,
Referee:- Mark Howes                                   Attendance:- 232
Admission:- OMGDS £6.00 (£10.00)        Programme:- £2
On a fairly balmy evening (with black thunder clouds in the distance), this was another solid victory consolidating Poole Town’s claims to The Southern League Championship and with it, promotion to Conference South. Stratford have had a dreadful season and the comparatively large crowd turned up more in hope than anticipation. The slick visitors made the hosts look ponderous and pedestrian, but only one goal was scored and that as early as the nineteenth minute.


Saturday 23rd April 2016
Ryman Isthmian League
Division 1 South

Dorking Wanderers 1

Kev Terry,  86,

South Park 5

James McElligott 42,

Dean Moody 50, 80,

Dean Lovegrove 61,

Dylon Merchant 90+1
Referee:- Graham Pearce                                    Attendance:- 130
Admission:- FREE (£8/£5)                               Programme:- £2

This season:- Matches:- 220 New Grounds:- 120
Nothing at all like what I expected! I thought it would be a ground hidden amidst the slums of South London, but what we saw was an idyllic location in the lee of Box Hill (where Young Jolyon retired to live with Irene in John Galsworthy’s novel – ‘The Forsyte Saga’). Local planning restrictions meant that the club (who were only formed in 1999) had constructed a stadium built almost entirely of wood. It is a little gem, but they will be staying there for but one season more, before joining neighbours Dorking at a purpose built 3G community arena. Wanderers are already in the play-offs and this afternoon probably put out a largely weakened formation to preserve their warriors for the play-off semi-final this week. South Park took advantage and thoroughly enjoyed – and deserved – a handsome victory. We didn’t know when we arrived that the hosts were offering free admission for their last home league game of the season! On a cool afternoon, Dorking’s cricketers were opening their season next door! With John Main and Chris Berezai


Wednesday 27th April 2016
Evo-Stik Southern League
Premier Division Play-off Semi-final

Hitchin Town 2

Brett Donnelly 56,

Robbie Burns 59,

Hungerford Town 3

Scott Rees 64,

James Clark 75,

Stefan Brown 84,
Referee:- G. Viccars                                      Attendance:- 1,305

Admission:- OMGDS £6.00 (£10.00)        Programme:- £2.00
My last visit to Hitchin for this season and it ended on a disappointing note. The old stadium was bursting at the seams and the parkland opposite Top Field had been opened up as a car park at £2 per car! The first half was pretty drab, but the contest certainly opened up after the break, with the Canaries grabbing a two goal lead by the hour mark. Back came Hungerford, with two goals in ten minutes to level the score. They added a third and winning goal six minutes from time and their celebrations at the end of the match were extensive and shared with the large coterie of away support!


Thursday 28th April 2016
Northants Combination Division 1

Gretton 5

Lee Greig 19, 67,

Joey Rees 48, 76,

Matty O’Neill 50,

Corby Shamrock 3

Arron McGinty 4,

Carl Richards 53,

William Wells
Referee:- Gary Gurney                                    Attendance:- 18
Admission:- F.O.C.                                          Programme:- NONE
There is a covered standing area at Kirby Road and tonight it was particularly welcome as the rain came down in sheets in the second half. The match started about ten minutes late because the visitors had players still arriving, but they managed a full team and snatched an early lead in the third minute. This is only my third visit to the ground, even though I have only to open my front door and cross the street to get there! My house features on one of the photos below! Gretton laboured to achieve half-time parity, but in the second half as the rain teemed down, they wrested the contest away from the visitors. Two goals each for Joey Rees and Lee Craig and a goal from Matty O’Neill, sealed a handsome and deserved victory.


Not included :-

Friday 1st April 2016 Holt United 3 Sheringham 1 Anglian Comb Div 1. Att.:- 122

Tuesday 5th April 2016 Blisworth 8 Milton 0 Northants Comb Premier Att.:- 43

Thursday 7th April 2016 Kettering Nomads 3 Earls Barton United 0 Northants Comb Premier Att.:- 14

Friday 15th April 2016 Garden Village 2 Ton Pentre 1 Welsh League Premier Div Att.:- 108

Saturday 16th April 2016 Abergwili 4 Llansteffan 1 Carmarthen League Div.1 Att.:- 140

Saturday 16th April 2016 Llandeilo 5 Llangennech 0 Carmarthen League Div. 2 Att.:- 107

Saturday 16th April 2016 Johnstown 1 Drefach 3 Carmarthen League Div. 2 Att.:- 137

Sunday 17th April 2016 Llandovery 4 Porth Tywyn 0 Carmarthen League Div. 2 Att.:- 111

Sunday 17th April 2016 Carmarthen Stars 7 Ponthenri 1 Carmarthen League Div.! Att.:- 214

Wednesday 20th April 2016 North Leigh 1 Bishops Cleeve 3 Southern League Div1 Sth & West Att.:- 47

Thursday 21st April 2016 Rothwell Corinthians 2 Holbeach United 1 UCL Premier Att.:- 57

Friday 22nd April 2016 Alvis 2 Nuneaton Griff & Coton 1 Telegraph Junior Cup FINAL Att.:- 72

Monday 25th April 2016 Desborough Town 1 Kettering Town 3 Northants Senior Youth Leg. (East) Att.:- 32

Tuesday 26th April 2016 Christ the King 1 Folly Lane 7 Coventry Alliance Prem. Div. Att.:- 31





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South West Peninsula ‘Hop’ 2016

Around the fringes of the match

Spectators to this hectic patch

Younger sisters, older brothers

Tied-up dogs and irate mothers


A mother came to claim her twins

(Required to play those violins)

A little sister, Annabelle

Bribed with a lolly not to tell


Dogs named Rover, Rex or Roy

Each watching one particular boy.

A puppy mad keen to chase the ball

The older dogs had seen it all.


The match was played till after dark

(Till gates were closed on Albert Park)

By shadowy boys whose shapes dissolved

Into the earth as it revolved


Ghostly boys who flitted by

Like bats across the evening sky,

A final fling, a final call

Pursuing the invisible ball.

From “The Match (c 1950)” by Allan Ahlberg (1937 – )




Thursday 24th March 2016

Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Premier Division k.o.:- 7.45pm

AFC St Austell   4

Josh Grant 4, 59,

Liam Eddy 32,

Martin Watts 90+2, 

St Blazey   0

Referee:- Stuart Kane             Attendance:- 451

Admission:- £5.00                 Programme:- £1.00

It was a long train journey from Kettering to London St Pancras and then the cross city tube link to Paddington for the 12.06 GWR Penzance express which trundled into St Austell at around ten past four. So, it was a relief to find that my accommodation, The White Hart Hotel, was barely a couple of hundred yards down the hill from the station! I had been allocated a first floor room of gigantic proportions with a separate study and a bathroom you could comfortably train for the Olympic 100 metres in!


St Austell were the current champions of The Carlsberg South West Peninsula League, but this season, although lying in second place, they look unlikely to retain their crown. At present (before tonight’s match) they are equal on points with leaders, Bodmin Town, but they had played two games more, have an inferior goal difference and, crucially, Bodmin are unbeaten this season!


The rain came down in waves as we walked up the road and past the railway station to Poltair Park, home of the champions, which is set back behind a park and a play area off the main road. It was not so much ‘stair-rods’ as a fine mist of water that drenched you to the very marrow! The club-house at the ground was packed with ‘hoppers’, but the only place with cover during the match was the single stand situated adjacent to the club-house, and it was packed, but the view was challenging because of the over-proliferation of stantions and rails.

St Blazey, the cannon fodder this evening, occupy the nether regions of the premier division and were no match for the reigning champions. Four goals was about the measure and the difference in skill and ability between the two teams, but, the following day, Bodmin Town also won 4-0 – away from home!

The attendance was impressive, but it was not the highest of the season for the hosts, who posted a crowd of 606 last October for the visit of Bodmin Town. That was the highest crowd in the league this season and tonight’s attendance was the second highest!

Friday 25th March 2016  k.o.:- 11.00am

Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Division 1 West

Illogan RBL   3

Gavin Boon 43,

Joe Carlyon 64,

Steven Abbott-Smith  67,

Penryn Athletic   1

Dario Disano 57,

Referee:- George Pattison                Attendance:- 369

Admission:-  £3.00                          Programme:- £1.00

Friday was predicted to be the finest day of the weekend. Hurricane Katie seemed to be arriving late from the Carribean, but squally rain was forecast for Saturday. The weather – which was sunny and warm – helped, but Illogan’s Oxland Parc was a picture of rustic beauty with the monument clearly visible on the hill behind it – a memento, I was told, of past tin mining exploits.



The monument on the hill in the distance behind the ground




Illogan was founded off the back of The Royal British Legion shortly after the Great War and still keep ‘RBL’ in their name. There is a fine club house behind the goal at the entrance to the ground and quite a pleasant, small stand with seating for perhaps one hundred spectators down one side. On the far side of the ground and adjacent to the dug-outs (and a rather large puddle in the pathway) is a smaller more eccentric, quirkier stand with seating for about a dozen at most.




This was a match which pitted visitors, Penryn Athletic, third in the table and unbeaten in sixteen matches, against the hosts who lie five places off the foot of the division and with only one win in their last six league matches. The result defied the odds. After a shaky start when it seemed that the visitors might take control of the match, Illogan struck just before half-time and in the second half scored a further two goals to a single reply to  take the victory and the points on merit!

The crowd was 369 which was just over a hundred short of their TOTAL gate for the entire season and boosted their average match day attendance from 49 to 78.


Friday 25th March 2016 k.o.:- 3.00pm

Carlsberg South  West Peninsula League Division 1 West

Wendron United   1

Chris Mulroy 90+5

Porthleven   1

Matt Best 24,

Referee:- Kevin Knowles               Attendance:- 427

Admission:- £3.00                        Programme:- £1.00


Wendron United was a sight for sore eyes. It was a cricket club and football club on adjacent pitches, both sharing a club house. The football club had been making some substantial improvements, including a long stand along the length of one side of the ground. It was, as yet, incomplete – and may indeed have troubled the Health and Safety Inspectorate – but it was impressive.


Equally impressive was the sports area and upstairs board room behind the goal. Perhaps less necessary was the blare of almost non-stop music, interspersed with announcements from the double strength loudspeakers!


What started as a bright, sunny and generally warm afternoon, turned quite cold by the end of the match as a stiff breeze blew down the length of the stand. Inside the club house, it was only after negotiating the burger bar and curry/beef stew sector that winding your way into the next room you found a gorgeous cake stall. It was a pity I had fallen for the chicken curry and baked potato, but I did find room for a couple of slices of excellent gateau!


The two teams were not enjoying the most successful of seasons and Wendron were perched just above the mid point in the division, whilst visitors, Porthleven were but four places off the foot of the table. It was they who started the more brightly, taking the lead midway through the first half and holding it until the fifth minute of added time at the end of the game, when the hosts, somewhat fortuitously drew level and the spoils were shared.



Friday 25th March 2016 k.o.:- 7.00pm

Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Premier Division

Helston Athletic  1

Jason Roberts 70,

Falmouth Town  0

Referee:- Martyn Gospel                Attendance:- 514

Admission:- £3.00                        Programme:- F.O.C.



This was a Premier Division match and the hosts, newly promoted had spent a substantial amount to upgrade their stadium so that they could not only compete in the senior division, but also enter The FA Vase. It was an impressive stadium, even if the newly acquired stand was of the Meccano variety! The club had even invited the Helston Town band to play before the match and at half time. Despite the cold and blustery conditions, they gave a very creditable performance, which I thoroughly enjoyed!


The club house was pretty substantial, but it was swamped by the influx of hoppers. The bar was heaving and there were long queues at the food outlets. It was a cold evening with a sharp blustery wind (which didn’t help conditions for the contest). Programmes for the match were provided free by the club, despite the blandishments of the league committee. It was apparently a club policy, but hoppers were invited to contribute programme money (if they so wished) into a collection jar on the bar!


Tonight’s match was something of a local  ‘Derby’, with Helston separated from the coastal town of Falmouth by perhaps fifteen miles. Both teams occupied positions just above the mid-point in the table with Falmouth a point better off, but having played a game more.


Helston Town Band performing prior to kick-off.


The match was not ‘El Classico’! From the start, defences dominated and it look a nailed on 0-0 draw. It took a goal twenty minutes from time from the home side’s Jason Roberts to secure the win and the points, but perhaps a draw might have been a fairer outcome. The highest attendance of the ‘hop’ had been treated to, arguably, the least entertaining encounter of the weekend. Nonetheless we had been impressed with the endeavours of the home club to ensure an enjoyable visit and so it turned out!



Saturday 26th March 2016  k.o.:- 10.30am

Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Division 1 West

Sticker     6

Sam Kenny  9, 24, 33,

Liam Dingle  16,

Mike Body  37, 73,

Wadebridge Town   1

Tom Marks 71,

Referee:- Simon Long             Attendance:- 372

Admission:- £3.00                 Programme:- £1.00

The weather turned with a vengeance, today. We had been expecting it but, perhaps not the intensity of it! At Sticker, the rain was an unremitting damp drizzle, which, combined with the cold and the win served to dampen spirits and called for a rousing match to boost flagging spirits. That is just what we got!


Yes, there really is a place in Cornwall called ‘Sticker’! 



There was no seating at Sticker, but cover was provided down one side and also under the eaves of the club-house. Sticker is a tiny village not far from St Austell. The welcome was friendly, but the weather was vile!



Les Bull (Le Boeuf) from Pinner, North London, in the club-house before the match at Sticker


This remarkable match commenced with a goal after only nine minutes followed by four more first half goals to the hosts, Sticker, who sit handsomely in fourth place in the table, without actually having the potential to attempt either the championship or promotion. Their visitors, Wadebridge Town, meanwhile, maintain a lowly third from bottom place without really being threatened by relegation. To be fair, the wind was blowing in the home side’s favour in the first half, but even so, they were good value for a 5-0 lead! After half-time, the visitors – abetted by the wind – stiffened their sinews and fought with greater tenacity, even pulling a goal back after 71 minutes. Sticker responded with a sixth goal just two minutes later and then rolled out the substitutes and the game was effectively over.

The ‘gate’ of 372 was more than five times Sticker’s average attendance of  65  this season!



Saturday 26th March 2016 k.o.:- 1.15pm

Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Division 1 West

St Dennis       6

Martin Sleeman  4,

Scott Brown  8,

Mikey Davies 46, 53,

Lee Rickard 71, 85,

Kyle Friendship s/o 35,

Millbrook         4

Shaun Evans  19, 68,

Sam Chitey  34, 45,

Referee:- Ryan Cornelius           Attendance:- 306

Admission:- £3.00                    Programme:- £1.00

If anything, the weather worsened during the comparatively short journey from Sticker to St Dennis.. By the time we got there, stair rods had replaced a heavy drizzle. Sadly for the embattled hoppers, the major food outlet was outside in the rain with no cover! There was a covered standing area down one side of the pitch but this offered scant protection as the rain was blowing in from both sides. Behind the goal and adjacent to the club house was another small covered area, but this, too, was susceptible to the gusting rain!


The pitch was a quagmire and there were rumours abounding that the referee was considering a postponement. Fortunately, he took the pragmatic option and the match went ahead and the pitch played well considering the amount of precipitation dumped upon it!


The pitch side covered area which offered scant protection from the elements!


St Dennis are placed fifth in the division, but poor Millbrook are but one place off the foot of the table. Two goals from the home side in the first eight minutes had the hoppers wondering just how big might be the scoreline. Six? Eight? Ten? Not a bit of it. Another half hour went by and the visitors had not only drawn level but watched in bemused abstraction as the hosts had Kyle Friendship sent off, apparently for something he said to the referee which that official decided was not spoken in friendship. On the stroke of half-time, the visitors even took the lead and many hoppers were considering a very unlikely away victory!



There were two goals in the first eight minutes of the second half and once again it was the hosts who scored them to regain the lead. Back came Millbrook to equalise and the game rocked back and forth in the appalling conditions. Eventually, the hosts scored two final goals to see off their gallant rivals, but I would like to add a word of praise for both sets of players who contributed magnificently to the entertainment and to referee, Ryan Cornelius, whose courageous decision to go ahead with the match was vindicated. The pitch played well and we all enjoyed the best match of the ‘hop’.



Saturday 26th March 2016  k.o.:- 4.30pm

Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Division 1 West

Bude Town    5

Billy Hopcroft  6, 45+1,

Tommy Statton 27,

Chris Hill 54,

Luke Potter 82,

Holsworthy     1

Nathan Bonny 79,

Carlo Chandler s/o 36,

Referee:- Cameron Mann         Attendance:- 409

Admission:- £3.00                Programme:- £0.50

Onward, ever onward and suddenly it was the last match of the ‘hop’. These events are always so long in the anticipation and so exquisitely short in the execution. Bude town was some forty miles from St Dennis, way up on the north coast of Cornwall. It was still raining when we got there but it drifted away as the match progressed and was replaced by a watery sunlight!



Broadclose Park, home of Bude Town and hidden away behind a housing estate, is a somewhat eccentric little ground with a limited club house and, equally limited cover in front of it and down one side of the pitch. There is a small covered area in the corner at the entrance to the ground, but otherwise, the pitch is surrounded on three sides by rolling downs and away behind the goal to the right was what looked like giant listening dishes set in the hillside above the sea. It immediately brought to mind Goonhilly Downs, but I have a feeling that that is nearer to Lands End.


These two clubs are pulling up no trees this season. One point separates them at the wrong end of the table, but the hosts have played no less than five fewer games than their rivals. Neither side is in any danger of relegation and this match was all about pride. I was standing beside two supporters from Holsworthy who were somewhat mystified by the huge turnout, and, indeed, quite mystified as to what a ‘hop’ was and why they should be involved in it!


Bude were much too strong for their opponents and even before the visitors had Carlo Chandler sent off, they had already amassed a two goal lead and added a further goal right on the half-time whistle. Another goal early in the second half had many hoppers wondering what the odds were on the three home sides today all scoring six goals! That was not to be. Holsworthy pulled one back with twenty minutes remaining, but it was Bude who had the last laugh with the final goal of the ‘hop’ after eighty-two minutes.


The tiny stand in the corner of the ground


Black clouds rolling over the covered area outside the clubhouse


Watery sunshine over Broadclose Park

…………….And that was it! There was a long coach journey back to St Austell and on the following morning, frustratingly, the train was first of all five, then nine and finally thirteen minutes late. A retired railman and now full time hopper, suggested that one of the train crew had forgotten that the clocks went forward last night and had overslept! A further delay was encountered near Newbury, but then, amazingly, the train arrived ON TIME at Paddington!

This was my fourth South West Peninsula League ‘hop’, following visits in 2009, 2010 and the last time in 2011. I hope that it won’t be the last. In total, I have visited twenty-eight South West Peninsula League grounds (although some, like Clyst Rovers, are no more and others like Okehampton Argyle may soon slip away). Who can forget that gigantic struggle of a local derby in 2010 when in the midst of rain and wind and MUD, Godolphin Atlantic defeated local rivals Newquay by 5-3 or Buckland Athletic’s magnificent stadium, set on the hill, but a devil of a place to park! Godolphin Atlantic’s 527 is still the largest attendance on the ‘hops’ I went to!

Finally, I would like to say a word of thanks to Phil Hiscox, the secretary of The South West Peninsula League, who organised and arranged this ‘hop’. I think he did a magnificent job – weather notwithstanding – and the way the clubs involved, enthusiastically bought into his dream made it such an excellent experience for us hoppers!

Looking forward to the next time!!!

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